Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
Me: *looks at director*
director: *stares*
Me: because the director drank it all!!!
Director: ...Cut!
Director: SHOOT!
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
Me: Well....that director
Director: CUT! PEARL!!!
Me: ....What? I'm just telling him why
Director: YOU DONT HAVE A LINE THERE!!!
Me: well...
Director: RE-RUN!
Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
Me: Again.. slight over obsession with rum
Director: PEARL!!!
Me: As i said before, it is an idol
Director: *seeething*
Me: I think it is an idol in your life too
Director: UUUGGGGHHHHH!!!
Me: See? whenever i say something bad about rum you go all haywire.
Director: PEARL!!! SHUT UP!!!
Me: why? It is a free country i can say what i want
Director: *face is red and puffy*
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: *glances at Orlando* I think it is time for us to leave mate.
Orlando: Aye... tis the time.
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