Director: Shoot!
Johnny: You’re forgetting one important thing
Abbie: *Stares*
Me: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow
Abbie: Your point is…
Director: CUT!!! ABBIE IT IS NOT YOUR TURN!!!
Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Your forgetting one important thing…..wait….WHERE IS MY DIRT!?!?!
Director: JOHNNY WE WILL FIND YOUR DIRT LATER!!
Johnny: NO WE MUST FIND MY DIRT NOW!!!
Abbie: I think io left it in the costume room.
Johnny: WHERE? WHERE?
Abbie: …oh…crap.
Johnny: WHERE ID YOU PUT MY DIRT?!?!?
Abbie: uuuuhhhhh… under the waxing machine.
Johnny: NOOOOOO!!! MY DIRT!!!*goes in hysterics running around aimlessly*
Orlando: *stares*
Me….Uh Johnny, maybe you should go into the costume room and check on your dirt.
Johnny: *starts to run into the costume room*
Abbie: NO! He will destroy everything!!!
Johnny: I WANT MY DIRT!!!
Abbie: WE WILL
Orlando: Did someone say Will?
Abbie: *glares* FIND YOUR STINKEN DIRT!!!
Director: Wait are we filming this?
Filmer: ooops
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
