Director: Shoot!
Orlando: *fightig orcs. He impales one with an arrow*
Me: OUCH! that has got to hurt!
Orlando: *stops fighting and stares*
Director: CUT!! PEARL!!!
Me: well it must have!
Orlando: They are dummies
Me: NOW THAT IS JUST RUDE!!! NOT ONLY ARE YOU IMPALING THEM BUT ALSO CALLING THEM DUMMIES!!!!
Orlando: Btu they are
Me: THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO IMPALE THEM AND CAUSE THEM PAIN!!!
Orlando:.... they cant feel pain
Me: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THEY DONT HAVE FEELINGS!?!?!?!
Orlando: THEY ARE DUMMIES!!!!! THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!
Me: THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO KILL THEM!!!
Orlando: I WAS ACTING!!!
Me: YOU ALWAYS USE THAT EXCUSE!!! IT IS SOOO LAME!!!
Orlando: IT IS THE TRUTH!!
Me: YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Orlando: and what makes you think that?
Me: you are taking out your angers on dummies...
Orlando: YOU ADMITTED IT!!!
Me: admitted what?
Orlando: YOU SAID THEY WERE DUMMIES!!!
Me: ...but...
Orlando: NO BUTS OR ANDS ABOUT IT!! YOU CALLED THEM DUMMIES!!! DIDNT SHE, DIRECTOR?
Director: *stares*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
