Director: Shoot!
Gandalf: You Shall Not Pass!!!!
Me: Awe, Gandalf, dont be mean. She is lonly. All the balrog wants is a little bit of attention. Aint that right Suzie?
Elijah: Suzie?
Orlando: Oh My Gosh!
Me: *glares at Orlando* *looks back at Suzie* Awe, poor little Suzie.
Elijah: Little?
Gandalf: *stares*
Orlando: *sighs and taps his foot impatiently*
Me: *walks towards Suzie* Does somebody need a hug?
Suzie: *roars*
Me: .....or not
Suzie: *chases everyone with her whip*
Everyone: *runs around screaming*
EVERYONE DIES!!!!!!
Here ends the "if i ever acted with orlando bloom" series. JK JK JK JK J JK JK JK JKK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) There will be more coming!!!!! :)
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
