Me: um....Johnny, why are you only wearing boxers?
Johnny: *smirks* because i am showing Orlando what the definition of sexy is
Me: Well, i am sure Orlando already knows the definition because him himself is the sexy one out of the two of you.
Johnny: .......................................................
Orlando: *grins* See Johnny, I am the sexy one.
Johnny:..................................................................................................................................
Me: So orlando, i was wondering if you would like to practice with me.
Orlando: sure, anything to get away from this unsexy beast.
Johnny: EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! I AM SEXY!!!! AINT THAT RIGHT GEORGIE?!?!?!?!??!?!? *picks up his jar of dirt and cuddles it against his bare chest* SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!
Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Orlando: *pounces up from his seat* Take me away!
Me: *nods* Gladly
Johnny: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!? I AM FEELING REJECTED!!!!!
Orlando: Johnny you have your jar of dirt! You will be perfectly fine!
Johnny: But but but but but.......
Me: I think he is realizing that his jar of dirt is not really there for him
Johnny: EXCUSE ME!?!?!??!?!? GEORGIE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME!!!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!!
Orlando: *coughing fit*
Johnny: *stares* I am insulted
Orlando: *continues to cough*
Johnny:TAKE HIM AWAY!!!!
Me: aye aye captain. *leads Orlando out of the room*
Orlando: What?!?!?!?!? Why am i getting in trouble for this?!?!?!?!?? Pearl is the one who insulted you!
Me: ESCUSE ME!?!?!?!?!? WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
Orlando: MY OWN!!!!!
Me: well.........
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
