Director: Shoot!
Orlando: You mean not to follow them
Me: Nah! Those hobbits need to learn to take care of themselves
Director: Pearl
Me: What
director: Shut Up
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: you mean not to follow them
Me: They wont come crawling back to me when they get a splinter in their foot
Director: PEARL
Me: They need to learn to fend for themselves
Director: PEARL
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: You mean not to follow them
Me: They wont come crawling back to me when they get a hangnail
ELi: *enters*
Me: I sm not taking car3e of your hangnail
Eli: Say wha
Me: You hobbits cant fend for yourselves
Eli: Dude, that is racist
'Orlando: *snickers*
Me: It is not. it is the truth
Eli: Since when have i come to you when i got a hangnail?
Me: uh... you thought about it
Eli: did not
Me: did too
Eli: did not
Me: did too
Billy: *enters* Pearl, i have a hangnail
'Me: *stares at Eli* I told you
Eli: well, its just billy
Billy: Did you just say :just billy: are you saying that i am inferior?!?!?!
Eli: uhhh...no but now that you bring it up
Billy: You didnt
Eli: just did
Billy: Oh it is on Eli! It is on!
Eli: Bring it
Billy: Bring what
Smeagol: *enters* he wants the precious! The thief! The filthy little Thief
Eli:.....I dont want the precious
Smeagol: Master lies
Sean Astin: *enters in time to see Smeagol jump on Eli* GET OFF HIM YOU FILTHY MAGGOT!!!
Billy: *cheering Smeagol on*
Sean Astin: *attacks Smeagol*
Oralndo:*stars*
Me: *stares*
Director: *passed out on the ground from eating too much lembas*
Orlando: *glances at filmer whoo is grinning evilly* You posint this also?
Filmer: OH YEAH!!!!!
Just so ya know billy is the actor of Pippin, Sean Astin is the actor of Sam
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
