Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Savvy?
Me: *enters carrying a container of peanut butter* Come on my lovable peanut butter musketeers! LET US EAT SOME PEANUT BUTTER!
Director: NOT NOW PEARL!!!! WE ARE PRACTICING!!!!!!!
Me: but,but,but,but,but,but,but,but,but *says word continuously*
Director: FFFFINNNNNEEE JUST STOP SAYING THAT BLOODY WORD!!!!!!
Me: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Director: *rolls eyes*
Me: come on Johnny and Orli! we have some eaten time!
Orlando: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DIRECTOR PLEASE!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO EAT IT!!!!
Director: sucks for you!
Me: COME ON ORLANDO!!! LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER AIN'T GONNA HURT YA
Orlando: Uh..,.yes, it will
Johnny: he is afraid that it will give him bad breath
Me: Oh, come on Orlando, i don't care about your breath!
Orlando: Really, that is not the reason why.
Johnny: Oh, i am pretty sure it is
Orlando: no, its not
Johnny: yea, it is
Orlando: no, its not
Johnny: yeah, it is
Me: JUST QUIT IT!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! :LETS JUST EAT THIS AMAZING PEANUT BUTTER
Orlando: NOOO!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
Me: If you don't want to eat peanut butter, why did you join our group?
Orlando: Well, i didn't really have a choice did i?
Johnny: you know, he has a point
Me: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON JOHNNY?!?!?!?
Johnny: Georgie's
Orlando: *sigh*
Me: *facepalm*
Director: VODKA!!!!
Orlando: You are stressed out? seriously director? I AM THE ONE WHO IS BEING FORCED TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!
Director: And what is wrong with that? It isn't going to kill you Orlando!
Orlando: YES IT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Orli..
Me: I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ALLOWED TO CALL HIM ORLI!!!!!!
Director: ssoooorrrryy! *with attitude*
Me: Yeah, you better be
Director: as i was saying, ORLANDO *looks at me*
Me: *nods* better
Director: ....you need to calm down, Orlando, peanut butter will not harm you.
Orlando: yes it will!
Director: you need a councilor
Orlando: NO! I NEED A DOCTOR! AND A DETECTIVE!!!! PEARL IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!
Me: No, im not. I love you, why would i try to kill you? I just wanna eat peanut butter with you!
Orlando: THAT IS HOW YOU ARE KILLING ME! I AM FRODOING ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!
awkward silence
Me: well that explains a lot
Orlando: NOW REMOVE THAT JAR OF
Johnny: NOT DIRT!!!!!
Orlando: -_- jar of peanut butter
Johnny: oh, whew, i thought you were trying to get rid of Georgie
Orlando: .......................................
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
