Director: Shoot!
Orlando: ORCS!!!
Me: AAAAHHH!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
Orlando: .....
Director: CUT!!! PEARL!!!
Me: THERE ARE FREAKEN ORCS AFTER US!!!!!
Orlando: it is a part of the act
Me:....oh
Director: Re-run
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: ORCS!!!
Me: HIDE!!! *cowers behind Orlando*
Director: CUT!
Orlando: I thought we had clarified that it was part of the act.
Me: well i thought that it would be romantic if i hid behind my true love *eyes Orlando*
Orlando: *inches away*
Director: ...no
Me:....Why not?
Director:....just no
Me:....Why?
Director:....
Me: Do you have something against romance?
Orlando: I DO!
Me: Why?
Orlando:.....cause you scare me
Director: RE-RUN!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
