Director: Shoot!
Orladno: A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night
Me: Would you quit saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: WELL WE WOULD BE DONE THIS FLIPPIN SCENE IF YOU HADNT KEPT INTERRUPTING
Me: *with an attitude* sorry
Director: CUT!!! RERUN!!!AND PEARL LISTEN TO ORLANDO!!!!
Me: Listen to Orlando? Imm afraind "listen" isn't in my vocabulary
Orlando: *sigh* What is?
Me:ARE YOU SAYING THAT I AM STUPED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: Well....
Me: OH IT IS ON ORLANDO!!!! IT IS ON!!!!!
Director: PEARL!!!!
Me: ORLANDO IS ABUSING ME!!!!!
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!?!??! SINCE WHEN HAVE I ABUSED YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: YOU INSULTED ME!!!!!!!
Orlando: AND IS INSULTING YOU ABUSING YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: *up at his face* YES!!! *at which point being up to his face was too much for me* *kisses him* *faints*
Orlando: *side stepped* DIRECTOR!!! SHE IS ABUSING MY PERSONALL SPACE BUBBLE!!!!!!
Director: *on the floor drunk*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
