Hey! In honor of Johnny Depp's 53rd birthday, I present, "If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom!!!"
Gollum: *Enters the room panting* Announcing...The Precious Johnny Depp!!
Johnny: *Enters carrying Georgie while astride a magestic llama*
Me: *Looks at Orlando in concern* Whaaaa....
Orlando: *Clears throat* Now Johnny, you know how Director feels about animals on set.
Johnny: It is not my concern what Director feels about this matter. This is Lord Farquad, my second wife.
Me: *Jaw nearly drops to the ground*
Orlando: Woah...you had...a first wife?
Johnny: GEORGIEEE!
Orlando: Wait... you guys got MARRIED???
Me: ....And I wasnt invited
Johnny: Of course we got married! What do you think I am a man with no commitment!?!?!?
Orlando: *Gestures to the llama* uuummm...
Johnny: Who says I cant have two wives?
Me: *Gags*
Johnny: *Stares at me* It is my birthday, I do what I want.
Orlando: *sarcasm* Yes...that means marry a llama. Who wouldnt marry a llama on their birthday?
Me: ...A male llama...
Johnny: HOW DARE YOU CALL LORD FARQUAD A MAN!!
Me: His name is FRICKEN LORD FARQUAD!!
Johnny: You are not getting any cake.
Me: What? *horrified* WHY NOT??
Johnny: You, INSOLENT girl have called my wife a male!
Me: His name is masculine.
Johnny: *Curses me out*
Orlando: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!!??
Johnny: Yes, Pearl How DARE you talk to her like that!?
Orlando: *Kicks Johnny off of the llama* I was talking to YOU!
Johnny: *Sprawled out on the floor, clutching Georgie and trying to get on his feet* She called Lord Farquad a MAN! *Pets Lord Farquad and whispers encouraging phrases like, 'I have carrots in the freezer'*
Orlando: Who cares! You have NO reason to talk to Pearl like that!
Johnny: Bruh...you curse like the moon curses the sun for stealing his glory.
Orlando: ....
Me: ...
Gollum: ....The sun is precious, now isnt it, precious? GOLLUM!!! GOLLUM!!!
Johnny: ...
Orlando: ...
Me: ....
Johnny: ...
Orlando: ...I...Dont....Curse.
Johnny: ....
Orlando: ...Often.
Johnny: If someone insulted YOUR wife im sure YOU would curse them out...I mean... look how your acting about Pearl...you guys arent even married!
Me: *Blushes*
Orlando: *Blushes...but then realizes that Johnny is changing the subject* APOLOGIZE TO PEARL RIGHT NOW, YOU DIMWHIT!
Johnny: NO! SHE MUST APOLOGIZE TO LORD FARQUOD!!
Orlando: *Clenches fists*
Johnny: *Sticks out tongue*
Me: *Shocked by the turn of events*
Johnny: If you wanna start a fight...you better throw the firat punch. MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!
Orlando: *Prepares to punch Johnny*
Me: WAS THAT A PANIC AT THE DISCO REFERENCE??
Johnny: YEAH BABY!
Me: YAS! I LOVE YOU!
Johnny: TWINZIES! WE ARE SO BFFS!
Orlando:......
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