Hello everyone, i have realized that i have not been updating. : ( i feel really bad and i really miss writing these. So, i have decided to push myself to write one right now. At the moment i have absolutely no idea what i am going to write about.....sooooo this will probably be my weirdest or dumbest or lamest one yet! But I hope for it to be my funniest! LOL!!!!
Johnny: *rushes into the break room*
Orlando and I are playing chess and I am cheating
Johnny: ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:AAAHHHH!!! *covers his ears* QUIT SCREAMING YOU DING BAT!!!!!!
Johnny: But i must tell you something
Orlando: -_- you could have just said that.
Johnny: I think that screaming is more dramatic
Orlando: *sarcasm* NOOOOO
Me: CHECK MATE!!!
Orlando: EVERYONE STOP SCREAMING!!!!
Me: Orlando, you are screaming yourself. You are not being a good example....and....i win!
Orlando: *stares* *looks at the chess board* Ummmm, Pearl.
Me: What?
Orlando: Pons dont movie diagonally over 10 spots
Me: Why?
Orlando: they just dont.
Me: Why?
Orlando: Because it is the rules
Me: THOSE RULES SUCK!!!!!
Orlando: I did not make the rules
Me: Well, lets change em aye?
Orlando: No, lets not
Me: Why?
Orlando: *sighs*
Johnny: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE YOU TWO INSULENT BEASTS FORGOT ABOUT ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU GUYS!!!
Orlando: *annoyed* WHAT?
Johnny: .....wait for it............IM STARTING A SCREAMO BAND!!!!!
Me: *faints*
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: *confused* What?
Orlando: A screamo band? really?
Johnny: YERP!!!!!
Orlando: Someone save me!
Johnny: I already have one song done! LET ME SHOW YOU!!!!!
Orlando: No, its alright you dont have too.
Johnny: BUT I WANT TO!!! ITS MY GIFT TO YOU!!! *starts screaming these words* DIRT DIRT!! DIRT IS SEXY!!!! DIRT DIRT!! DIRT IS TACKY!!!! DIRT DIRT!!!! DIRT IS PRECIOUS !!!!DIRT DIRT !!!!DIRT IS MY LADY!!! *starts dancing around the room*
Orlando: *going cross eyed from the pain of Johnny's aweful singing*
Johnny: *starts doing pelvic thrusts*
Orlando: *screams and runs out of the room*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
