Director: Shoot!
Orlando: They're taking the hobbit's to Isengard!
Me: *runs in singing the song*
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Me: The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard! They're taking the hobbits to isengard! *starts humming the melody, abnoixiously* da da da da da da daaaaaaa da da da da da daaaaaaaaa
Orlando: *facepalm*
Johnny: *enters* What? No one told me we were having a flashmob!!! WHY WASNT I INVITED!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: Johnny, you aren't in LOTR!!!!!
Johnny: What was that i cant hear you over this *gestures to me*
Orlando: *shakes head* nevermind
Me: *pulls Johnny beside me* SING WITH ME!!!!!
Johnny: *holds up his jar of dirt* Can Georgie sing too?
Me: SURE!!!!!!
They both start singing
Director: VODKA VODKA PLEASE!!!!!!
Filmer: We are out of vodka, but we do have Lembas.
Director: BRING IT!!!!!! ANYTHING WILL WORK!!!!!
Orlando: ............
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
