Director: SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: While i was a lad living in England my mother raised me by herself. After she died i came out here looking for my father.
Johnny: Is that so?
Orlando: Will Turner, my father. In the jail it was only after you learned my name you agreed to help. Since that was what i wanted i didnt press the matter. I'm not a simpleton...
Me: *enters* Oh really?
Orlando: .....Jack. You knew my father.
Me: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: *looks at Orlando mournfully* Sorry mate, it looks like you are in trouble.
Orlando: When am i not.
Me: YOU ARE TOO A SIMPLETON ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: And why am i a simpleton?
Me: YOU REFUSE TO KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: ........someone help me
Johnny: *stares*
Director: *looks are filmer* rum.
Filmer: Huh?
Director: YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET THE RUM!!! GET ME VODKA!!!!!!!!!!
Filmer: *stares*
Director: GET ME THE VODKA!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO WAKE FOR A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Filmer: *stares*
Director: GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Filmer: *runs off, but leaves the film running*
Me: AS I WAS SAYING, ORLANDO. I WILL CONSIDER YOU A SIMPLETON UNTIL YOU KISS ME!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: I have kissed you.
Me: NO YOU HAVE NOT!!!!!
Orlando: Yeah, i have
Me: no
Orlando: yeah
Me: no
Orando: yeah
Me: When did you ever kiss me?
Orlando: Well you came up to me and kissed me
Me: I KISSED YOU! YOU DID NOT KISS ME!!!!!!!
Orlando: .............
Me: IT WAS LIKE KISSING BRICK WALL!!!! YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NO FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:........
Johnny: TMI
Orlando:.......
*a big thud in background*
Director: On the floor singing the words "sunshine meadows"
Me: *stares*
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Filmer: *stares*
Me: Anyway, Orlando. You have not kissed me
Orlando: Yes, i have. In the scene i did.
Me: YOU WERE FORCED TO!!! YOU MUST KISS ME. HAVING THE DESIRE IN YOUR HEART!!!
Johnny: Oh, will that be the day.
Orlando: Yeah, when hedgehogs fly
Johnny: Hedgehogs fly? I don't believe i have heard of that one
Orlando: Yeah, i just made it up. I like to be original.
Johnny: Oh....
Me: ORLANDO!!!! PLEASE KISS ME AND I WILL NOT THINK OF YOU AS A SIMPLETON!!!!!
Orlando: I will live the rest of my life being considered a simpleton *leaves room*
Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Johnny: *puts fingers in ears* Dang girl ,you should be an opera singer
Me: ORLANDO COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
