Me: *stares at the camera man*
CM: What?
Me: How could you do that to him?
CM: He insulted me
Me: He was not insulting you!
CM: HE CALLED ME THE LOWEST OF LOWS
Me: He said it was an expression.
CM: THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: .......well that isn't saying much
CM: -_- well, I've never liked Orlando. He is too perfect
Me: ain't that the truth. Just learn to deal with it.
CM: You know, I've never liked you either
Me: O.o
CM: Yeah, that's right!
ME: *jaw drops* WHY????
CM: You are way too loud and annoying!
Me: *leaves*
CM: YOU COME BACK HERE!!!
Me: No, why don''t you go get the directior his vodka
CM: Well....I've never been so insulted!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
