Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Well, then, I confess. IT is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick you a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely…*he is interrupted by me choking* Are you alright Lass?
Me: *cough cough cough* I can’t breathe
Orlando: *does the himelick*
Me: *spits up saliva*
Johnny: *scrunches his nose in disgusted*
Orlando: Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, I’m fine now. Don’t you hate it when you choke on your own saliva?
Orlando:…………………………………………………
Johnny: ….yeah, I get that sometimes
Orlando:……………………………………….only you two
Me: Oh come on, Orlando, you’ve done it too.
Orlando:……………
Me: Admit it
Orlando:………..
Johnny: Naw! According to Orlando he is perfect. He doesn’t do anything normal, like choke on his saliva.
Orlando: Choking on your saliva is not normal
Johnny: I beg to differ
Orlando: Explain your reasons
Johnny: Both Pearl and I choke on our saliva
Orlando:…..your point?
Johnny: *stares*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
