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Hey everyone, i am trying to get my "If I Ever Acted With Andrew Garfield," to have more reads. So i am going to paste a sample of it on here. If you guys liked it please check out the book. :)

Director: Shoot!

Andrew: *shoots the web shooter and accidentally hits the director* 

Director: *falls on his bum* NOT LITERALLY!!!!!!!

Andrew: oh, sorry. I am so  sorry! *rushes over and helps him up*

Director: oh, well be more careful next time.

Andrew: *nods*I will sir, i am so sorry

Me: *giggles*

Director: Miss. Pearl it is not nice to laugh when others are injured

Me: I'm sorry, but you should have seen your face. Right Andrew?

Andrew:.....

Me: It was pretty funny! I mean your eyes were buldging and your tongue was starting to escape and....

Director: *stares*

Me: uhh, sorry, it wasnt funny what so ever.

Andrew: weeeeelll

Me: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOO!!!!?!?!??!?!!

Andrew: now that i look back to it... *laughs*

Director: Guys!!! quit laughing at me and get to work!

Andrew: yes director. Sorry director.

Me: Aye Aye Captain! *salutes*

Johnny: *enters* DID SOMEONE SAY CAPTAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?

Me: JOHNNY GET OUT OF HERE!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN MARVEL AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny: *pouts* fine! *leaves*

Andrew: That was a bit harsh

Me: ah, he'll live with it.

Director: Alright, back to work. SHOOT! *glances at Andrew*

Andrew: What?!?!?! I'm not going to shoot at you!

Direcotr:       YOU RUINED THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ooooooh Andrew!

Andrew: *stares*  like your any better.

Me: weeelll *offended*

Director: GUYS QUIT IT!!! LET'S GET THIS STARTED! SHOOT!!!!

Andrew: *moves towards me* Gwen, i have found my pa-a *trips over his own feet*

Director: ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew: *gets up* I'm so sorry! So sorry! I am just all thumbs today! (those of you who have watched the Amazing Spider-man 2 should know what that means!!!!)

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