Hey everyone, i am trying to get my "If I Ever Acted With Andrew Garfield," to have more reads. So i am going to paste a sample of it on here. If you guys liked it please check out the book. :)
Director: Shoot!
Andrew: *shoots the web shooter and accidentally hits the director*
Director: *falls on his bum* NOT LITERALLY!!!!!!!
Andrew: oh, sorry. I am so sorry! *rushes over and helps him up*
Director: oh, well be more careful next time.
Andrew: *nods*I will sir, i am so sorry
Me: *giggles*
Director: Miss. Pearl it is not nice to laugh when others are injured
Me: I'm sorry, but you should have seen your face. Right Andrew?
Andrew:.....
Me: It was pretty funny! I mean your eyes were buldging and your tongue was starting to escape and....
Director: *stares*
Me: uhh, sorry, it wasnt funny what so ever.
Andrew: weeeeelll
Me: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOO!!!!?!?!??!?!!
Andrew: now that i look back to it... *laughs*
Director: Guys!!! quit laughing at me and get to work!
Andrew: yes director. Sorry director.
Me: Aye Aye Captain! *salutes*
Johnny: *enters* DID SOMEONE SAY CAPTAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
Me: JOHNNY GET OUT OF HERE!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN MARVEL AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: *pouts* fine! *leaves*
Andrew: That was a bit harsh
Me: ah, he'll live with it.
Director: Alright, back to work. SHOOT! *glances at Andrew*
Andrew: What?!?!?! I'm not going to shoot at you!
Direcotr: YOU RUINED THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ooooooh Andrew!
Andrew: *stares* like your any better.
Me: weeelll *offended*
Director: GUYS QUIT IT!!! LET'S GET THIS STARTED! SHOOT!!!!
Andrew: *moves towards me* Gwen, i have found my pa-a *trips over his own feet*
Director: ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew: *gets up* I'm so sorry! So sorry! I am just all thumbs today! (those of you who have watched the Amazing Spider-man 2 should know what that means!!!!)
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