Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I would not anger her
Me: UUUUHHHHH.....
Director: CUT! PEARL! say your line
Me: But...
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I would not anger her.
Me: *stares but stays in character* Legolas, you do realize that your ears are melting. Correct?
Orlando: *eyes dialate* *feels ear and reoves hand which now has a glob of wax on it* UGH!!
Director: CUT! ABBIE!
Abbie: *runs in with a wax nose extender*
Director: Fix Orlando's ear.
Abbie: *sigh* I'm still working on that. I don't understand why they keep melting, everyone else's are alright.
Me: maybe he is just too hot for them.
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Abbie: *stares*
Me: *raises hands innocently* What? I'm just daying it's a possibiltiy.
Orlando: *rollse eyes*
Abbie: *rolls eyes*
Director: *rolls eyes*
Orlando: Here are my ears. *removes them as well as he can and hands them to Abbie*
Abbie: *rushes back into costume room*
five minutes later
Orlando has new ears
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I would not anger her.
Me: You like pain orc? *draws sword*
(splattering sound)
Orlando: CRAP! I LOST MY EARS!!!
Director: ABBIE!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
