Plan Johnny

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Me: You guys are so annoying.

Orlando: *raises eyebrow* Look who's talking

Me: Shut. Up.

Orlando: *crosses arms* fine!

Brooke: Guys, fight later! We have to rescue Johnny!!! Than....I have to get my other reward!

Orlando: ....please....not another kiss.

Brooke: Not from you, ya, stuck up, full of yourself, fellowshipping orc!!!!

Me: *cringes* don't mind her language Orli

Orlando: I...um...

Brooke: Got ya speechless didn't I

Orlando: NO!!! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING SPEECHLESS!!!???!!!

Me: *facepalm*

Orlando: I was merely thinking that you wanted another kiss because of what previously happened! And for your information I would not give you another one, for all my remaining kisses belong to Pearl.

Brooke: *coughs*

Me: *slaps her*

Brooke: you are so mean!

Orlando: Guys! Stop. Fighting!

Me: *points at Brooke* she started it!!!

Brooke: Oh please!

Orlando: Brooke, do you want your kiss from presumably Johnny...or not?

Brooke: *straightens up* Yesh :3 I want de kiss.

Me: *facepalm*

Orlando: Okay, well what is the plan?

Me: Same thing that we did with you

Orlando: No, that is not going to work. You see, they will be immune to it now.

Brooke: No one can ever be immune to JB and 1D

Me: She has a major point there

Orlando: ..........................................................................................maybe some screamo band?

Me: *shakes head* no

Brooke: Yeah, most girls that are into you guys are also into that. I say we use JB again.

Me: you know....they must like pirates.

Orlando: That is off of the point

Me: Yeah but we could play Britney Spears!!! Apparently her music has kept pirates away from some European country!

Orlando: *strokes chin thoughtfull* that could work

Brooke: Well....I dont know. I mean a lot of Britney Spear's music is sorta "bad girl" and a lot of "bad girls" like Johnny

Me: .....you do realize you just called yourself a bad girl

Brooke: ................................................

Orlando: *facepalm* okay! Well what are we going to do if that doesn't work?

Brooke: *lifts up her sledgehammer and smiles*

Orlando: It's a plan!

Hey guys! What do you think of this chapter? Um, I just wanna make sure that @ellastaniel is okay with how her character is acting so yeah! If you could comment or message me what you think....what you want to be changed....what you dont like....what you want to adddddddd! Yah! So yeah! Byz!!

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