This is written by me bestie @sparkly_shadowhunter.
Director:shoot
Orlando: this doesn't seem...
Me: like a bad time to kiss?i agree
Director: *facepalm* *leaves*
Orlando: great now who is going to direct us?
Me:*on phone*One sec..
Orlando:u are not supposed to have phones on set
Lauren: I'm here!!
Me:yay!*sees Orlando is. Confused* I texted her to come and direct us
Orlando:what?are u trained?
Lauren: yea???
Orlando: Whatever. Just go sit in that chair and tell the camera man when to shoot.
Lauren: OKEY DOKEY ARTICHOKEY
Orlando:*rolls eyes* This doesn't seem...
Lauren: SHOOT!!!
Orlando: Lauren, you're supposed to call shoot before I start.
Lauren: YOURE supposed to talk before I call SHOOT!
Orlando: fine *waits for Lauren to call shoot*
Lauren: *smiles politely at Orlando*
Orlando: *death stare*
Lauren: *keeps smiling* *hands folded in lap*
Orlando: call... *breathes in* SHOOT!!!
Lauren: BACKFIRE!!!! *runs to Orlando and shoved him over*
Orlando: what the... F-f-frodo
Johnny: *enters* I do believe that... What happened here?
Lauren: where did Pearl go?
Orlando: Lauren pushed me over!!
Johnny: *now unaware of Orlando* *terrified look* you LOST Pearl?!
Lauren: I mean, she was here a minute ago. I can't think of where she's gone to.
Johnny: *looks up* *points up*
Lauren: *looks up*
Me: *on top of pirate ship set* *jumps onto the rope* *swings back and forth* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!! I NEVER FELL SO HARD IN LOVE!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS!!!
Orlando: *stands up rubbing his now bruised arm*
Me: *still swinging* *collides with Orlando* *knocks him over* *lands on feet next to him*
Me: *stills singing* all you ever did was wr-e-e-e-e-e-e-ck me yeah you, you wre-e-e-eck me *leans over* *kisses orlando's cheek* *faints*
Johnny: soo.....
Lauren: You don't need a doctor?
Johnny: Probably not
Lauren: Well, I'm gonna get back over to the City of Ashes set. Okay?
Johnny: Okay
Lauren: *death stare*
Johnny: Waht?
Lauren: *bawls* How could you just say "Okay" back to me like that!?!?!?! YOU ARE NOT AUGUSTUS WATERS!!! *collapses on the ground next to me*
Johnny: NAP TIME!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
