Director: Shoot!
Me: HOLD IT!!!!!! I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!!!
Orlando: Oh brother
Me: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, ORLANDO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: Did you know that there are items called cell phones?
Me: .....um, yeah
Orlando: Well, i called the N.A.L....
Me: N.A.L.?
Orlando: National Association of Lembas
Me: OOOHHH
Orlando: yeah, and i have ordered 1000 packets of Lembas
Me: JUST 1000?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: Well it is not like you are a hobbit.
Me: *cough* *cough* some peop;e are *cough* *cough* *glances over at director*
Director: I SAW THAT!!!!!!!!!
Me: *smiles innocently*
Orlando:Whatever
Me: Another thing about America
Orlando: What is that?
Me: We are becoming really lame with restaurant names
Orlando: ......
Me: WE have started naming restaurants "Bread Bread"
Orlando: oh? *fake interest*
Me: YEAH WE ARE NAMING RESAURANTS THAT SELL BREAD "BREAD BREAD" HOW LAME IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: ....very
Me: Yeah,...it is aweful
Orlando: I dont recall a restaurant being called "Bread Bread"
Me: I'm sure you have heard of "Panera Bread"
Orlando: Yeah
Me: PANERA MEANS BREAD!!!!!!!
Orlando: Shocker
Me: I know! ARE WE THAT DESPERATE FOR NAMES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: *nods with fake sympathy*
Me: *starts to sob* I need a hug
Orlando: *hugs her*
Me: *faints*
Orlando: *sighs* not again.....
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
