Director: Shoot!
Johnny and Orlando sword fight and Johnny pulls out a gun
Orlando: You cheated
Johnny: pir-
Me: *enters* *loudly states* There once was a flippin' world!
Johnny: -ate
Orlando: *stares at me*
Me: And in that flippin' world *smacks lips* there was a guy *smacks lips* and a gal *smacks lips* and the guy *smacks lips* was Orlando *smacks lips* and the gal *smacks lips*was Pearl
Orlando: Oh great
Me: IM NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: *sighs*
Me: And Orlando *smacks lips* fell in love *smacks lips* with Pearl *smacks lips*
Orlando: WHAT!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Johnny: Shh!!! Orlando I want to hear the rest of this!!!
Me: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!! AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!! And *smacks lips* they get married
Orlando: *rolls eyes*
Me: *smacks lips* and they have eleven kids *smacks lips* and three or four more to come *rubs belly (which is flat)*
Orlando: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: *cracks up laughing* *pats Orlando on the back* you really do have some rotten luck
Orlando: Heck yes!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
