Director: Shoot!
Me: *enters* HOLD IT!!!!!
Director: *sighs* Not again.
Me: I have an important question for Orlando
Orlando: Oh great
Me: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:.....
Me: As i was saying, i have a question for Orlando
Orlando:.......
Me: Doo you wanna go to the make out trailer *has a cheesy smile*
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Me: I MEAN MAKE UP!!!! Make up! Make up!
Orlando: *stares not sure wether to believer her* Ummmmmm......no
Me: Why not?
Orlando: I'm afraid you are going to turn it into the make out trailer
Me: Psh....now why would i do that?
Orlando: Because you are Pearl
Me: *offended* well
Orlando: Sorry
Me: Well if you were really sorry you would come with me to the make out trailer.
Orlando: HA!!! YOU SAID MAKE OUT TRAILER!! THAT IS WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO THERE!!!
Me: No, i said make up trailer
Orlando: NO!!! YOU SAID MAKE OUT TRAILER!!!!
Me: I did?
Orlando: Yaw ya did
Me: ....well i meant make up trailer
Orlando: .....sure
Me: I DID!!!!!
Orlando: For some strange reason i don't believe you.
Me: *stares*
Orlando: *raises his eyebrow knowingly*
Me:.....
Orlando: Director, i'm not going anywhere so we can continue the scene
No responce
Orlando: DIrector?
Director: *passed out on the ground with an empty bottle of rum in his hand*
Orlando: Oh great
Me: Well, it looks like you don't have naything better to do than come with me to the make out trailer. I MEAN MAKE UP!!! Sorry i dont know why i keep calling it the mak out trailer.
Orlando:.....
Me: COME ON ORLANDO!!!!
Orlando: ......i think Johnny said that he wanted to go to lunch with me today!
Me: Um, no Johnny is going to Lowse to get some fresh soil to add to Georgie.
Orlando:.......
Me:...and it is not lunch time
Orlando:....... It must have been Eli than
Me: No, Eli, Sean, Billy, and Dominic are going to an All You Can Eat Buffet for lunch
Orlando: It must have been Smeagol
Me: No, Smeagol is going to the Jewelers to get his Precious shined.
Orlando:.....are you sure it wasn't Johnny?
Me: Yes i am sure
Orlando:.....
Me: COME ON ORLANDO!!! LET'S GO TO THE MAKE OUT TRAILER. .... I MEAN MAKE UP TRAILER!!!!!
Orlando: Someone help me
Me: ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
