The amazing new cover for my book was made by @WillTreatyRA. She is pretty awesome!
Director: Shoot!
Johnny: your father was a good man, good pirate.
Me: *enters carrying a bag of Doritos* Orlando, I am sorry to announce that I am having another relationship. You are not the only one who is interested in me. Many find me quite attractive. You will have to share me with many others.
Orlando: *puzzled* What?
Me: I have married this bag of Doritos. *kisses one of the Doritos and then eats it*
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: And you guys get on me and Georgie’s case. THIS GIRL HAS FREAKEN MARRIED A DORITO!!!!!!!!!
Me: *offended* I have not just married one Dorito. I married ALL of the Doritos in the universe!
Johnny: *mumbles* At least I was good enough to stay loyal to one jar of dirt. AND NOT THE WHOLE FREAKEN GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though the ground is rather sexy. *looks at the ground lustfully*
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *stares*
Johnny: *notices their stares* What? You, Pearl, are the one who married millions of Doritos! And even worse….YOU ARE MUDRDERING YOUR HUSBANDS BY EATING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ………………..
Johnny: *smiles* See, you don’t have a comeback. Even more, I take care of my dirt! I make sure the soil is doing well. You on the other hand leave the bag of Doritos on the counter without closing the bag!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BUGS COULD BE INFESTING YOUR HUSBANDS RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!
Me: *looks at the bag of Doritos disgusted* I divorce you! *drops bag on the ground dramatically* *looks over at Orlando who had been just watching, a little confused*
Orlando: *notices me staring at him* *inches away*
Me: I AM ALL YOURS LEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to him and jumps on him*
Orlando: *falls to the ground*
Me: *lands on top of him* Wow, my Doritos could probably catch me better then you did.
Orlando: GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
