Hey guys! I know it has been so long since I have updated. And I know that I tend to update sporadically and then take like centuries to write more. I AM SO SORRY!!! There has just been a LOT going on in my life, and I find it very difficult to find the time (blame AP U.S. History and junior year of high school). I doubt any of you guys even read this anymore, buuuuuttttttttt I'm still gonna update....BECAUSE I CAN!!! AND PEARLANDO GOTTA SAIL SOME MORE!! Please comment some ideas that you have for this fanfic and I will see if I can write 'em up for you!!! :D :D
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Orlando and Pearl are having a date
Orlando: So, I feel as if I should get to know you better.
Pearl: *raises an eyebrow* honey, you have known me for three years...
Orlando: Yes, but I found out you were acting the WHOLE FRODOING TIME!
Eli: *enters* heeeyyyyyyyy
Orlando: .......bbbyyyyyyyeeeee
Eli: Bruh, you called me
Orlando: -_- please remove yourself from my presence.
Eli: hostile
Orlando: Dude, we are in the middle of a date...
Eli: *jumps up and down* YESSSSS *pulls up chair* I LOVE THIRD WHEELINNNGGGGGGG
Orlando: *bangs head against the table*
Pearl: *giggles nervously* soooo, Eli......
Eli: YAAAHHHHH???
Pearl: LEAVE!!!!!!
Eli: ....b-b-buut whhyyyyy
Pearl: Orlando and I want a little time alone.
Eli: *raises eyebrow* say whatttt nowww???
Pearl: We want to be alone together....that is what a date is for
Eli: alone?
Pearl: *throws a spoon at his face* STOP BEING A PERVERT!
Eli: ....you are threatening me with a spoon? (Merlinians get the pun?)
Pearl: *grabs Orlando's spoon and whacks Eli in the face*
Eli: *shrieks in pain*
Pearl: THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT IS COMING FROM!!!!
Eli: NOOOOOOOOOOO *runs out the room holding his face* I AM IN PAIN!!! I! AM! IN! PAIN!
Pearl: *looks over at Orlando maliciously* well, that problems is solved....*calmly placed down the fork she was getting ready to throw if Eli didn't leave* as you were saying?
Orlando: O.O
Pearl: ....I wouldn't have actually thrown the fork at him....if you were wondering
Orlando: .....ah...uh...okay
Pearl: ......
Orlando:.....
Pearl:....
Orlando: So, yeah...um i meant, I wanted to get to know the real you. The one underneath all that craziness *smirks*
Pearl: *chuckles* Well I guess you could say there is just MORE craziness
Orlando: ....I wouldn't be surprised....
Pearl:....thanks....
Orlando: So what are your hobbies besides tackling me to the ground and kissing me.
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
