Director: Shoot!!!
Gibbs: We are out of gun powder
Orlando: Than load the rum
All the sailors: *stare*
Me: What is the big deal with you guys and rum?
Direcotr: CUT!! PEARL THEY ARE PIRATES!!!
Me: Well i think it is becoming an idol in their lives.
Director: Just say your lines
Direcotr: Shoot!
Gibbs: We are out of gun powder
Orlando: Than load the rum
All the sailors: *stare*
Me: GUYS! GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER!!
Director: PEARL!!!
Me: What i am trying to help them... rum is bad for you, ya know *glances at orlando* you won't go drinking it, will you?
Orlando: I won't. Don't be concerned *places hand on my shoulder*
Me: *faints and falls into his arms*
Director: I CANT HANDLE THIS!! ABBIE GET ME A RUM!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
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