Me: As i was asking before, would you like to practice with me?
Orlando: Sure
Me: Okay! :)
Orlando: What do you want to practice?
Me: Well, you know that scene in the dead man's chest when you have to get Davy Jone's key from amongst his tentacles?
Orlando: Uh yeah
Me: Do you wanno go over that?
Orlando: But you dont have any part there?
Me: Well, i am Davy Jone's stunt double, remember?
Orlando: When did you become Davy Jone's stunt double?!!?!?!?
Me: uhhh yesterday.
Orlando: *raises eyebrow*
Me: Ask the director, he will agree.
Orlando: *goes off to find the director*
*few minutes later*
Orlando": *enters*
Me: See?
Orlando: How did you manage it?
Me: Manage what?
Orlando: Becoming his stunt double?
Me: I dunno! I am special!
Orlando: *mutters* aint that the truth
Me:EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!
Orlando: Nothing! Nothing!
Me: *stares*
Orlando: What i dont understand is why you want to go ove rthat scen, Davy Jone is in no harm when that is occuring.
Me: well you never know, he may call out sick when we have to go over it
Orlando: ......
Me: *nods vigoroulsy*
Orlando: Whatever
Me: *puts on Davy Jone's mask*
Orlando: *starts acting out the scene*
Me: *notices that his head is awefully close to mine*
Orlando: *comes closer*
Me: *pulls off the mask and grabs his face pulling him into a sloppy kiss*
Orlando: NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes me off of him* WHAT WAAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?
Me: *faints*
Orlando: *side steps* I knew she was plotting something!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
