Director: shoot!
Orlando: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Me: No, *sarcasm* I thought they were taking them to McDonalds
Orlando: *sighs in exasperation*
Me: Yeah, those Uruk hai are treaten them hobbits to some fries, burgers, and chocolate milkshakes.
Orlando: *rolls eyes*
Director: CUT!!! PEARL!!!!
Me: What?
Director: Nevermind, rerun
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Me: And after McDonalds they're taking them to an all ya can eat buffet. You know hobbits....*mumbles under breath* they can never get their fill.....
Billy: *enters* What was that?
Me: oh, hey
Billy: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: SCREWED!!!
Me: *glares at Orlando* Shut up!
Orlando: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ORLANDO!!!
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me:....the game
Orlando: UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHY? *falls to the ground and moans*
Me: *smiles evilly*
Orlando: Do you find pleasure in my pain?
Me: *laughs evilly*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
