Brooke: I will drive over there okay! Just make sure you let me in!! I dont want to be confused as a crazed fangirl!
Me: *sarcasm* How could anyone come to that conclusion about you!
Brooke: *sighs* *hangs up on me*
Me: Wellll......... *goes to the entrance of the set and waits*
*screaming can still be heard*
Brooke: *gets there*
Me: *lets her in*
Brooke: Okay! So I have a whole bunch of sledge hammers in my car if we need them!
Me: *rubs chin thoughtfully* You know, I think you are onto something.
Brooke: Of course I am!
Me: -_-
Brooke: But after we get Orlando out we need to get Johnny too
Me: ....................................why?
Brooke: because he is a part of the cast!
Me: HE IS A JAIL BREAKAWAY!!!
Brooke: He was in jail?
Me: More than 100 times!!!
Brooke: O.o wow, the media really blocks things
Me: ya think!
Brooke: Well, still. We need to get him out also!
Me: Fine. Whatever!
Brooke: *grins evilly* You dont think as another reward.....
Me: *interupts* NO!!!!
Brooke: YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!
Me: You were going to ask to kiss Johnny!
Brooke: .......................
Me: Yeah, that's right! I know stuff!
Brooke: *glowers at me*
Me: :P
Brooke: *scoffs* I'm still gonna do it
Me; Fine! Whatever! I dont care anymore!
Brooke: *grins evilly*
Me: Okay! We need to come up with a plan to get them out of the mobs!
Brooke: Who says we need a plan! We could just go out there with our sledgehammers and knock them all out!!! Simple as that
M: Fangirls strike back. Trust me, I would know. We need to get somesort of sleeping gas
Brooke: Or toxic...
Me: BROOKE!!!!
Brooke: What?
Me: DO YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL!?!?!?!
Brooke:.....no
Me: THAN DONT SAY SUCH THINGS YA DIPSTICK!!!
Brooke: *crosses arms* fine!
Me: Okay, no toxic gas. I say a sleeping gas.
Brooke: And how are we gonna do that?
Me: Idk....
Brooke: See? We cant do that!
Me: HOW WERE YOU GOING TO GET THE TOXIC GAS????
Brooke:...........................................idk
Me: *sighs exasperated*
Brooke: .......................
Me: I have an idea!!!!!!
Brooke: What?
Me: Most Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp fans aren't into One Direction or Justin Bieber!
Brooke: Your point?
Me: WE NEED TO BLAST THAT MUSIC EVERYWHERE!!! THEY WILL DIE!!!
Brooke: I thought you didnt want to go to jail!
Me: Yeah...well its just jb and 1d
Brooke: That is worse than toxic gases
Me: TOO BAD!!!! WE ARE DOING THIS!!
Brooke: So....no sledgehammers???
Me: .............................bring them a long for the ones that like Jb and 1D.
Brooke: *nods happily* YESH!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
