This one is by AllTimeLow_Rulez_
And just so you know, Orlando is NOT dating Selena Gomez :P
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I have always loved you
Me: Yeah well I’m mad at you at the moment
Director: CUT!!! PEARL JUST SAY YOUR LINE!!!
Me: WELL I AM VERY ANGRY WITH HIM AT THE MOMENT!!!
Orlando: ….why?
Me: Because *sniffs* you’re cheating on me with Selena Gomez *sobs*
Orlando: *sighs* I hope you realize we were NEVER in a relationship. And second, No, she’s like 19 and I’m 37. No that is sick *coughs because he is lying*
Abbie: You’re lying
Johnny: She is right, mate. You’re lying
ME: So you are dating Selena Gomez. Hey abbie help me with the body please…you to Johnny
Abbie :Okay but first *starts singing Misery business* I’m in the business of misery. Let’s take it from the top. She’s got a body like an hourglass it’s ticking like a clock. It’s a matter of time before you’re aloud. When I though he was mine, she caught him by the mouth. *Johnny joins in* I waited 8 long months she finally set him free. I told I couldn’t lie he was the only one for me. Two weeks and we caught on fire. She’s got it out for me but I wear the biggest smile..Whoa I never ment to brag b*are cut off by Orlando*
Orlando: Why are you singing that?
Johnny: Because Pearl is going to kill Selena so she can have you
Abbie: Yep
ME: psh..what…no…I would never
Abbie: mhm keep telling yourself that
Orlando: You can’t just murder someone because you have a crush on me
Me: Why not?
Tom( Hiddleson) : *enters* Hey that’s my line!
Abbie: TOM!
Tom: ABBIE!
Johnny: hey *hurt* What about me
Tom and Abbie:JOHNNY!!!
Johnny: Yay! Okay continue
Tom: Anyway *to me* Listen here you mewling quim. Never Steal My LINES!!!!
Abbie: Tom your Loki is showing
Tom: Sorry, ehehehehe
Me: ok fine I won’t murder Selena just hospitalize her
Abbie: No
Me: you’re no fun….come on please
Abbie: ok fine. But no injuring her just give her a good scare
Me: YES!!!!! J
Abbie, Tom, Orlando, and Johnny look at me weirdly
Me: What?
Orlando: Mr. Director?
Director: *passed out from drinking*
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