Giyuu: Randy just insisted Zenitsu and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.
Giyuu: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
Randy: The fastest way to a Zenitsu 's heart is through ch-
Giyuu: Chest cavity.
Randy:
Randy: Cheese.
Randy: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
First Ninja: Why not?
Randy: Because I don't know what they mean.Giyuu: Is... Is that meant to be on fire?
Randy: No... not really.
Giyuu: Are you going to do something about it?
Randy: Hm... nah.
Zenitsu: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Agatsuma Zenitsu lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Ninja friends to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Randy, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Randy: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
Zenitsu: It was you the fuck.
Randy: It was I the fuck...
Giyuu: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Zenitsu: He the fuck.
Randy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Randy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Randy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Zenitsu: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Zenitsu: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Randy: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Zenitsu: What the hell do you do?
Randy: I die? What kinda question...
Giyuu: What's this?
Randy, hugging Giyuu: Affection!
Giyuu: Disgusting.
Giyuu: ...Do it again.
Giyuu: What do you do for a living?
Zenitsu: I exist against my will.
Randy: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
First Ninja, sitting in the Water Estate: *Talking to Zenitsu * Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
Giyuu: But this is my abode.
First Ninja: ...
First Ninja: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.
Randy: *Gasp*
Zenitsu: What??
Randy: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Zenitsu: *inhales*
Giyuu, in another room with First Ninja: Why can I hear screeching?
First Ninja, first time meeting Zenitsu: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Zenitsu: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Zenitsu: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Randy: That's a snake.
First Ninja: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Giyuu: All I drank was Redbull!
First Ninja: How many?
Giyuu: Eighteen.
Randy: How has life been treating you lately?
Zenitsu: Horribly.
First Ninja: Ladies, gentlemen and Zenitsu , I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Randy: A llama?
First Ninja: No.
Randy: A baby llama?
First Ninja: No!
Randy: A baby llama with a little hat on?
First Ninja: NO!
Randy, trying to comfort Giyuu: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
Randy: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Zenitsu: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Randy: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Zenitsu: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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The Ninja Slayer Extras: Headcannons and Drabbles
KurzgeschichtenThis is the story that I'm going to use to hold any headcannons or other stories I use for my crossover "The Ninja Slayer" The Ninja Slayer is my own work depicting Randy Cunningham in the world of Demon Slayer. Reading the original work is the only...