The Ninja Slayer Extras: Headcannons and Drabbles

Incorrect Quotes #40

Randy: *is visibly upset*
Giyuu: Randy, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Nomicon to First Ninja: Turn that frown upside-down!
*a little while later*
Nomicon: What are you doing?
First Ninja, doing a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside-down" but it's not working.

Giyuu: You have to apologize to Randy!
Zenitsu: Fine!
Zenitsu: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Giyuu: *raises eyebrows*
Randy: Put those back down!

*while waiting outside the principal's office*
Zenitsu: What are you in for?
Giyuu: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Zenitsu: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Giyuu:
Giyuu:
Giyuu: We live very different lives.
Zenitsu: Yes, we do.

Zenitsu: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Giyuu: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Randy, singing: Baby, it's mold outside
Giyuu: Are you okay?
Randy: Thanks for asking! Absolutely not.

Randy: You would not believe your-
Zenitsu: Fireflies.
Randy: If ten million-
Zenitsu: Eyes.
Giyuu: Fell asleep.

Zenitsu: Cause of death: too shy to call ambulance.
Randy: Didn't want to inconvenience anyone.
Giyuu: Someone else might have needed it more.

Zenitsu: What if you woke up one day and you were hot?
Giyuu: I don't know, I'd probably open the window or something.
Randy: I CAN'T BREATHE!
Giyuu: I don't know, you should probably open a window or something.

Zenitsu, to Giyuu: My friend decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he's singing to the tune of "What's This" from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in his bathroom.
Randy, singing: "What's this, what's this?
Randy: There's products everywhere.
Randy: What's this?
Randy: I think it goes in hair."

Randy: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Randy: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Giyuu: What does glue have to do with this?
Randy: I knew you'd get stuck there.

Randy: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.
Zenitsu: What the fuck are you taking?

Randy: Baby Jesus is a chicken wing.
Giyuu: Explain.
Randy: Tender and mild.

Randy: I went to a high school where they played Jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and I shit you not, best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing.
Zenitsu: whAT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT?