Pokeathlon Human: The Final Pairings

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Brock: HELLO!

Cilan: Good day!

Competitors: Hi.

Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Brock: So...um...we've read the comments from our judges...

Cilan: And they hated a lot of our pairings.

Brock: Next time we're not using generators.

Cilan: So...fine...we'll do the pairings most of you like.

Crowd: Yay!

Brock: But first...two competitors join the battle.

Crowd: Ooh!

Cilan: We have...Bianca from Nuvema Town!

Bianca: Hiiiiii! *waves giddily at crowd*

Brock: And Clemont from Lumiose City.

Clemont: Uh...what? But...I'm not athletic.

Bonnie: GO BIG BROTHER!

Clemont: I-I'll do my best. Oh why did I have to be here?

Brock: You'll do fine, Clemont.

Cilan: Anyway...the only pairings that will be maintained from last time will be Dawn-Paul and Milani-Jace.

Ikarishippers: WOOOOO!!!

Voteshippers/Nameshippers/Mispronounceshippers: SHHHIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Brock: Alright! So...the pairings will be Ikarishipping, Voteshipping/Nameshipping/Mispronounceshipping...man...we need to finalize the Milani-Jace shipping name.

Milani: *slams head on nearby pole*

Cilan: So...Ikarishipping will be the yellow team!

Ikarishippers: WOOOOO!!!!!

Brock: V...uh...Milani-Jace will be the orange team.

Their shippers: SHIPPPPPPPP!!!

Milani: Oh gosh why.

Cilan: Next up...the blue team will be...Pokeshipping! Ash and Misty!

Pokeshippers: YAAAAYYYY!!!!

Amourshippers: *awkward silence*

Pokeshippers with Amourshipper friends: *pats their back*

Brock: Next...we have the green team! You guessed it...it's Leafgreenshipping! Or...Oldrivalshipping...uh...Gary and Leaf!

Leaf: Oh boy.

Gary: HECK YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No mallet on the head!

Leaf: *whacks Gary with mallet*

Gary: *unconscious*

Leaf: *returns mallet to Misty*

Leafgreenshippers: WOOOOO!!!

Cilan: Next up...we have the purple team...Hypershipping! Bianca and Barry!

Bianca: Ooh! Purple!

Barry: Hey...at least I didn't get Melanie.

Milani: *whacks Barry with mallet*

Barry: *unconscious*

Jace: Yikes...don't call her Melanie next time. Only I'm allowed to do that.

Milani: Says who?

Jace: Says me.

Milani-Jace shippers: SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

Milani: I better shut up now.

Brock: Next...we have...the indigo team! We have Geekchicshipping...Serena and Clemont!

Geekchicshippers: YAY!

Amourshippers: *still in awkward silence*

Serena: Clemont, let's do our best!

Clemont: Y-yeah...I'm not so sure I'll do well...

Serena: Clemont, don't give up until it's over!

Milani: Where have I heard that before? *looks at Ash*

Ash: Yeah, Clemont! You'll do great!

Bonnie: GO CLEMONT AND SERENA!

Cilan: Last, but definitely not least...we have the red team...Contestshipping...Drew and May!

Contestshippers: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Brock: Our Contestshippers are pumped up!

Cilan: Of course considering most of the crowd our actually Contestshippers.

May: We won't lose!

Drew: Yup.

Milani: WWOOOOOOO!!!! OH YEAH! CONTESTSHIPPING!

Brock: So...we'll have a rundown of the teams one more time.

Cilan: May and Drew will be the red team.

Brock: Milani and Jace will be the orange team.

Cilan: Dawn and Paul will be the yellow team.

Brock: Leaf and Gary will be the green team.

Cilan: Misty and Ash will be the blue team.

Brock: Serena and Clemont will be the indigo team.

Cilan: Bianca and Barry will be the purple...or violet team.

Milani: RAINBOW!

Brock: Ok, folks. Stay tuned!

Cilan: Oh yeah, before we forget...we will be having musical guests who will perform before every event!

Everyone: Ooh!

Brock: Right you are, Cilan. We will be having actual singers or bands coming over here!

Cilan: And...our readers can decide who will be our musical guests!

Brock: So...comment who you want to be musical guests in the events, and choose a song they would perform!

Cilan: Ok...we'll be looking forward to whoever you choose, readers.

Brock: We'll see you in the first event!

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