Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

The Derision Album

                  

Elemeno: HEY EVERYBODY!

Gary: We don't have to live this way.

Drew: We can all get some.

Ash: Yeah we can all get paid.

Elemeno: Yes. Anyway...introducing to you...DERISION! The official album by 5 Seconds of Pokémon!

Drew: Huh?

Ash: What?!

Gary: LIES!

Elemeno: This album is led by their hit single, Sea Looks So Perfect!

Drew: Nope.

Ash: I just said that in a oneshot once.

Gary: Yeah.

Elemeno: Swimmin' down, swimmin' down.

Drew: We don't have a single called Sea Looks So Perfect.

Ash: We don't have an album called Derision.

Gary: We're not even 5 Seconds of Pokémon.

Paul: We're not even in a band.

Drew: Uh...forget the last two parts there.

Elemeno: Other songs include: Don't Stop (Catchin' all them 'mons)

Drew: What?

Ash: Do we dress up there?

Paul: We don't have a song like that.

Elemeno: Poké Girls.

Ash: Uh...

Gary: I don't even know if Elemeno made lyrics.

Paul: I doubt she did.

Elemeno: Ship Me Ship Me.

Drew: What?

Gary: Ship me ship me ship me, and tell me that you'll ship us again.

Drew: I don't think so.

Ash: This is all fake, guys.

Drew: How dare you, Elemeno?

Elemeno: 18 (Types)

Drew: I'm so sick there're already 18 types.

Elemeno: Everything Gary Said.

Gary: What?

Drew: THIS IS EVERYTHING GARY SAID.

Ash: Haha.

Drew: I wish that I could make you stay.

Paul: But Gary's the only one to blame.

Drew: I know it's a little too late.

Ash: This is everything Gary said.

Gary: Seriously?

Elemeno: Beside May.

Drew: Beside May?

Paul: Is this a Drew song?

Ash: Ooh. I wish I was. I wish I was.

Drew: Beside May?

Gary: Yes you do, Drewbae.

Drew: Don't call me that. And this is all fake.

Ash: No album is coming out.

Elemeno: End Up Here (in Hoenn)

Drew: Why in Hoenn?

Elemeno: Long Way Home (to Pallet)