Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

Ash and Gary play Pokemon Gold

Requested by reddioisgay and the_KawaiiKitty :) (Ashley, I hope this one is fine since you requested HeartGold.)

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Ash: HEY! Let's play this game called Pokémon Gold.

Gary: Man...that game is so old.

Ash: So?

Gary: Let's do this!

Ash: *boots game*

Gary: YAY! No save file again. NEW GAME.

Ash: Uh...someone's asking us the time.

Gary: Just put a random time.

Ash: Uh...okay?

Gary: WTF?! It's grampa!

Ash: It's the professor!

Gary: We can't choose our gender?

Ash: Aww...

Gary: We're stuck being Gold, Ethan or whatever.

Ash: Let's just call him Gold.

Gary: So...what's our name gonna be?

Ash: New Name? Or should we go for Gold, Hiro, Taylor or Karl.

Gary: I honestly wanna call him Goldie.

Ash: Goldie it is!

Gary: Okay...our house is so brown.

Ash: The humans are kinda orange.

Gary: Let's go to Professor Elm!

Ash: Our mom wants to talk to us.

Gary: YEAH! Effin PokeGear!

Ash: So...uh...do we know how to use the phone?

Gary: Heck yeah we do.

Ash: Okay.

Gary: Isn't technology great?

Ash: Science is so amazing!

Gary: SHUT UP! Okay...let's go to the professor's lab now.

Ash: There's someone peeping at the lab.

Gary: Could it be?!

Ash: Let's go say hi!

Gary: HEY! How dare you push us, you...

Ash: Don't curse!

Gary: FINE.

Ash: WE'LL SHOW HIM!

Gary: Now look who's mad.

Ash: How come the professor is all brown?

Gary: Eh. *imitates Professor Elm's voice* Goldie, you're here! I needed to ask you a favor.

Ash: We have to meet this Mr. Pokémon Guy.

Gary: Who is that Mr. Pokémon Guy anyway?

Ash: He's gonna give us a Pokémon!

Gary: More PIKAMANZ!

Ash: Do we pick Cyndaquil, Chikorita or Totodile?

Gary: Uh...Cyndaquil.

Ash: OKAY! Ooh...we could nickname the Cyndaquil.

Gary: It's male...uh...Jace the Cyndaquil.

Ash: Didn't Elemeno go for Jace the Cyndaquil in her SoulSilver game?