Hotline Bling (CPCQ)

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Gary: You used to call me on my cellphone.

Drew: *sings in the tune of Hotline Bling* You used to call me on my PokeNav. You said you were in Pacifidlog. But when I got there, you weren't. You just told me of this flying green thing. Hey Steven, I know where Rayquaza is. It's atop of Sky Pillar. I'm gonna go over there.

Ash: Whoa.

Jace: Drew, is that you?

Elemeno: That was Drew in our Pokémon Emerald.

Ash: Which we didn't get to play because Elemeno is playing it instead.

Elemeno: Dude, the older games are much harder than the newer ones. You can't YOLO on the trainers.

Gary: What happened in the game?

Elemeno: May called him saying the she saw a green flying thing near Pacifidlog.

Ash: Ohhh.

Gary: Well, enough of the Hotline Bling. CPCQ TIME!!!

Drew: Woo.

Elemeno: First set of questions were sent by Kurai_Katz23.

Gary: Holy chainsaws! Serena is trying to kill Bianca. Join her or fight her? Well...if I have to choose, I'll fight her. It will be scary, though.

Jace: Why is that?

Drew: Wait...you're scared?! Ha.

Gary: Well...I don't want to underestimate her power.

Jace: Wait...are we talking about blonde Bianca or Alto Mare Bianca?

Paul: Latias Bianca?

Drew: What about Alto Mare Bianca?

Gary: I meant blonde Bianca, though.

Jace: Never mind then.

Drew: Silver is trying to kill Barry. Will I join him or fight him? Hmm...joining him is kinda tempting. But...I have to do the right thing. I'll fight him. Knock some sense into him. Let Gold talk to him or something.

Gary: Call him on that hotline bling.

Jace: Seriously?

Ash: May is trying to kill Milani. Join her or fight her? I'll fight her because killing is not nice.

Gary: Holy banana balls. What did Milani do to May? Why does she want to kill her? DREW!!!

Drew: I don't know.

Jace: Maybe May went yandere mode.

Gary: But she knows that Milani is his cousin.

Jace: You know how crazy yanderes are, Gary. Considering you are one.

Gary: Am not. I have calmed down recently.

Drew: Why?

Gary: I just want to chill.

Drew: Why? Low on potassium levels again?

Gary: Fudge you.

Paul: Milani is trying to kill Serena. I'll fight Milani.

Jace: Why would she want to kill Serena?

Gary: Because May made her crazy!

Drew: She wouldn't do that.

Gary: You obviously have not seen the latest update of Yandere Simulator.

Drew: But May is not yandere.

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