DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cards Against Humanity and the Cardcast decks that will be used in this part.
Cardcast decks used: Pocket Monsters, Cards Against Spongebob, Cards Against Pokémon ORAS, Pokémon, Mario, Kirby, TPP, and Smash Bros.
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Drew: So...is it CPCQ time?
Gary: We lost our lists.
Paul: Don't you have a softcopy of it?
Gary: I do...I just don't know where the hardcopy is.
Ash: So...what are we gonna do?
Gary: Cards Against Humanity!
Drew: But there are only four of us right now.
Gary: Well...sorta. We will pick a random black card, and we will all randomly choose white cards.
Drew: As in completely random? We're not gonna choose what's funny or not?
Gary: Nope. It's all luck.
Drew: So...is there a catch to this?
Gary: Simple. The other three will have to do what the winner has to say.
Paul: How will we determine the winner?
Gary: The readers will choose the best answer.
Ash: Okay.
Gary: Alright! Readers, choose the funniest answer!
Drew: The cards are from the official CAH decks and also some fun ones from Cardcast.
Gary: Let's get things started!
Drew: Vote only ONE answer per card, guys.
(I'm keeping things as PG as possible.)
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Card 1: When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
Answer 1: The Land of Chocolate.
Answer 2: Bowser.
Answer 3: Primal Kyogre.
Answer 4: A surprising amount of hair.
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Card 2: ________ would be woefully incomplete without _________.
Answer 1: My hot cousin; The day the birds attacked.
Answer 2: Nothing; An embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party.
Answer 3: KALOS REFERENCES; Using Darumaka s**t as handwarmers.
Answer 4: Slapping a racist old lady; Wumbo.
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Card 3: A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _______.
Answer 1: Existing.
Answer 2: Mewtwo wrecking everything.
Answer 3: Another shot of morphine.
Answer 4: Indescribable loneliness.
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Card 4: When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____________.
Answer 1: A boo-boo.
Answer 2: Living in a trashcan.
Answer 3: The entire Internet.
Answer 4: Waluigi.
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Card 5: The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _______.
Answer 1: Flannery's flaming hot bod.
Answer 2: The iron butt.
Answer 3: The world's smallest violin.
Answer 4: Uniting all peoples within our nation.
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Card 6: I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ________.
Answer 1: That a**.
Answer 2: Hilariously bad movesets.
Answer 3: Ripped pants.
Answer 4: All of this lag.
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Card 7: My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _________ and ________.
Answer 1: Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR; Really feeling it.
Answer 2: Pinhead Larry; Letting everyone down.
Answer 3: Denouncing the evils of truth and love; Intimacy problems.
Answer 4: A swarm of Unown realizing the dreams of a traumatized five-year-old girl; Aggressively shipping Gary motherf***ing Oak and his own left hand.
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Card 8: What's that sound?
Answer 1: Basic human decency.
Answer 2: The depression that ensues after catching 'em all.
Answer 3: A piñata full of scorpions.
Answer 4: Archie's skintight suit.
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Card 9: _______? There's an app for that.
Answer 1: Mr. Krabs
Answer 2: Using attract on your trainer.
Answer 3: Me.
Answer 4: Preparing for trouble and making it double.
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Card 10: He who controls _________ controls the world.
Answer 1: Steven Stone
Answer 2: Greninja's tongue.
Answer 3: A top-percentage Rattata.
Answer 4: A slightly s**ttier parallel universe.
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Gary: I hope they vote for my answers.
Drew: Ok, guys! Don't forget to vote on the best answer.
Ash: The deadline is on...uh...
Paul: Whenever we feel like it.
Drew: Maybe just for one week?
Paul: When Elemeno feels like we got enough votes.
Gary: ARE YOU GUYS STILL OUT THERE???
Ash: See ya!
Gary: Vote for the Gary stuff!
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Sorry if some of the cards might not be funny. I kept it PG. I kept it clean. I made sure that no one will get offended...which kinda defeats the purpose of the game. Whoops.
Hope you guys still enjoyed this.
JE LEEST
Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
OverigWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.
