Ash: Hello.
Gary: It's me.
Ash: Anyway...welcome to...
Gary: Pokémon Horoscopes!!!
Ash: Inspired by PoreeCookie's 5SOS Horoscope book.
Gary: Presenting to you...the amazing...Drewtini!
Ash: Dratini?
Gary: No. Not Dratini. It's Drewtini.
Drew: Ugh.
Gary: So...for today's horoscope...what eeveelution are you?
Ash: Why eeveelutions?
Gary: The Eevee is watching us.
Ash: What Eevee?
???: HI!
Drew: Where the heck did that come from?
Elemeno: That was my Eevee.
Elemeno's Eevee: HI!
Ash: Oh. That Eevee?
Gary: Yes. That Eevee.
Ash: It talks?
Gary: Yes.
Eevee: Come on!
Drew: Okay...
Ash: So...the signs as Eeveelutions!
Drew: Okay. First is Aries. You are Sylveon.
Gary: Can you give us a description on how the Aries are like Sylveon?
Drew: Do I have to?
Gary: I think so.
Ash: We appreciate extra information.
Drew: Fine. Aries are capable of soothing people to calm fights, just like Sylveon. You are the friend who will calm down your fighting friends.
Gary: Quite inspiring.
Drew: Next is Taurus. You are Vaporeon. You love the ocean. You are calm, but you are strong.
Ash: Cool.
Drew: You are capable of controlling your sea of emotions, so don't lose hope if the going gets tough.
Ash: Wow.
Drew: Next is Leo. You are Espeon. You are capable of anticipating harm before it even happens. You protect others.
Gary: So...Leos are psychic?
Drew: Not really...but they are aware of possible harms.
Ash: So they're psychic?
Drew: Why are you guys making me do this?
Gary: Because you lost a bet, remember?
Drew: I remember. But why this?
Ash: Because it's fun! Drew: Dang you guys and your big stomachs.
Elemeno: WHAT IS THIS BET THAT I'M NOT AWARE OF?!
Eevee: TELL US!
Ash: We went to a sushi buffet. Whoever eats the least gets to do this.
Elemeno: So Drew lost?
Ash: Yup!
Gary: Next!
Drew: Virgo. You are Leafeon. You love nature. You are one with nature. You find serenity in quiet places and all things natural. You don't like conflict, and you don't want to cause conflict.
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
RandomWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.
