Stupid in love ✔

11~ "For the nth time guys, she is NOT my girlfriend."

Dedicated to ayushthewriter

VANSH

To my dearest Papa and Mumma,

Mom, remember when you wished to receive a letter from me for once. Well then, here it is. Too bad this isn't what you were hoping for. I'll apologize in advance.

Oh, how I wished to tell you I'm fine and alive but that would be an understatement. Don't worry, I'm definitely alive but let's just say I'm in a bit of a bind here. Pops- I recalled your words of wisdom as I sit in a room of three walls and bars. You clearly warned me to stay away from trouble but guess I couldn't avoid it. It is basically stuck to me like a parasite I cannot ignore. In other words, it loves me.

The only good thing while sitting behind bars is my friend next to me. It's always reassuring when you have a partner in crime. But slowly, I'm starting to regret having her. Basically, she has done nothing but whine, blame, complain and repeat it all over again. I think even my eardrums are starting to bleed now.

You know, I always wondered how it would feel like in jail. I guess I have my answer now. Fine, I'll cut to the chase. Basically I and my chatterbox friend played a little prank and these big, bulky men dressed in blue think we've committed a crime. I think they need to go back in kindergarten to learn the real meaning behind the word. I mean, if we are classed off as criminals then what should the murderers be called? I pity them.

Pops, please don't ditch your work and family to bail me out. Mom, don't cry for me and remember to take your medicine on time. And finally, my little brother Siddhart- Don't aspire to be like me. You'll end up where I'm right now which will only taint our family further. This good for nothing son had always been a nuisance to you so if you want to abandon me, you're free to do so. I haven't said this ever before but I'll say it now- Sorry for troubling you since the day I was born, for making you hear insults from those who complained about me (God, please screw them) but I'm not sorry for the things I did. Hell no. Even if I'm behind bars now, I don't regret a thing. I never regretted anything I did anyway. So I'm sorry to be not sorry for that. I'm ready to bear the consequences. Take care Sid, Mumma and Pops. I love you and always will.

- From your former, nalayak beta (unworthy son)-
Vansh.

"Seriously, what are you even doing?" Ahana pointed out. "You're reciting and writing an imaginary letter on the floor. The Cops might send you to a mental hospital next if you keep up with your insanity."

"Leave me alone, will ya? Let me self loathe in shame," I scowled.

She rolled her eyes. "I wish I could leave but unfortunately, I'm stuck with you. Also, you don't look like you're self loathing at all," she said with her nose scrunched up in disgust.

We started with our little glaring game but it was short lived as two cops approached us with a stern look on their faces. They looked kinda like Tom and Jerry with their difference in height.

"Man, this is the fifth one this year," the short one spoke with a sigh.

"How many troublesome kids do we have to deal with? Just the other day, a fourteen year old kid threw eggs at his bald teacher. The man complained because he was a pure vegetarian and had never tasted egg in his entire life. He said he had to live with the pungent smell for a week," The tall one described. Ahana quickly placed both of her hands on her mouth to stop herself from laughing while I pressed my lips in a hard line.

"Poor man but why did the kid do such a thing?" the short one questioned with pity.

"Not sure sir. It seems like he did it to get revenge on something. The kid also said he got inspired after watching the egg throwing scene from the movie- The fault in our stars."