My Sexy Roommate - (BTS Rap Monster / Kim Namjoon)

12

(Seuljin's POV)

I just gave him a slight taste of death with my driving skills. Yeah, I fucking drifting on road. I drove more than 120 km/h. It really fast actually. Well, I have my own way to avoid from getting fine by the police. You see, there's an apps called speed trap detector. So, I use it. Darn, I really harassing a celebrity. But who cares? If he didn't start it, I wouldn't proceed it.

Here I am waiting behind Big Hit building. May force be with you, Kang Seuljin. So far I didn't see any sasaeng fans which quite safe for me. I thought I might return to my home alive or dead. Or maybe half dead. Someone's knocking the car's window at my passenger seat. Suddenly the car door was opened.

     "Fuck you, bitch! Why the hell you have to knock the door while you just can get in?" I yelled at him.

     "Don't be too emotional, woman. Sorry, I just finished recording my part. Besides, what if it's not me?" Namjoon entered my car.

     "Whatever. Are all the members returned to the dorm?"

     "Yes. And please, don't speed. Don't drift also. I'm still young."

     "You mean, we're still young. I'm in same age like you too. I'm not good in driving at night. My sight is not HD at night. So, yeah. But I don't have night blindness."

     "Damn, really? How much?!"

     "Well, if you can assume HD is 1080p like in video quality, my sight at night will be 480p or 720p. Don't worry I just drive around 100 km/h."

     "OH SHIT."

I laughed at his comment while I was driving. Everything I said is true, but not the speed. I drive less than 100 km/h. Usually I'll drive a little bit slower when I'm in city. There's a reason why. Not now, I'm not ready to tell about it.

(Time skip cuz why not?)

We both walked to kitchen to have some water. I just know what to do with him. Payback bitch. He was washing his mug. Right about he turned around, I slammed my hands on the kitchen counter, pinned him against the kitchen counter. I looked at him with a sly smirk that no one ever see.

     "What do you think you were doing this morning, Namjoon?" I leaned to him, brought my fingers up to his face sliding down to his jawline. My mouth really close to his ear. I continued, "teasing me like hell. Don't ever joking like that with me. You don't know me."

I rubbed my knee on his crotch slowly, realizing he got a boner in his pants. I can feel his hot breath on my neck, his low groan can be heard making me turn on. I traced his chest seductively before I went to his ear "good night. Opss, you got a boner. Handle it very well, sweetheart."

I left the kitchen, swaying my hip hardly went to my bedroom. Well, after all he deserves it. Damn it, my panties is damp already.

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(Namjoon's POV)

FUCK, SHE FUCKING TEASED ME. HERE AM I JERKING OFF MY HARDENED DICK. SHE FUCKING RUBBED HER KNEE RIGHT ON MY CROTCH. FUCK, SHE'S NOT THE PERSON I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH.

     "Nghh... Seul-ah, fuck." I cleaned the cum coating my dick before I took a cold shower.

I stand in the cold shower for a quite long time. Damn, this situation will become awkward after this. I brushed my teeth before I left the bathroom.  To be honest, Seul really good in decorating her house. She has a lot of plants here which I happened to know like peppermint, lavender. Well, actually it's more than I list it since I don't know their names. One more thing, I realize that she has variety colour of Calla Lilies.

I go to my bedroom, wearing my nightwear which is tank top and sweat pants. If I'm in dorm, I'll just wear sweat pants only. Except I'm in V app, wearing my Ryan pajamas. Right on time when I was lying on my bed, I receive a text from Seul 5 minutes ago.

Are u sleeping?

Just finishing my cold shower.
So, not yet.

Sorry for that thing.
I don't have any intention
To make u turn on
Or maybe....
....
yes? ;)

Damn u
Hahahaha
Actually it was my fault
I underestimate u

Srsly
Your joke is too overboard
It's not like I hate jokes
I love jokes
But not this i'll-turn-you-on jokes
Shit
I sound so dramatic -_-

Hoseok is right
I shouldn't judge u
Sometimes u looked
too innocent
I don't believe that

Then
U want me to show
my dirty thoughts?
U idiot
U're my roommate
Why would I show that?

If that so...
Can we be friends?
U can befriend with them too

Sure! ^^
Why not?
Wow o.O

Whut?

I never imagine
I befriend with BTS
Especially having u
As roommate
And my friend too

And soon to be ur bf ;)
And husband
And your daddy
Hehehe

Whut?
Is it daddy to my child,
or u as my daddy?

Well, it can be both
But I prefer 2nd one ;)
Tbh, it's good enough
if u accept me as ur bf

U as my bf? Are u crazy?
U want me to die early?

Why?
It's not that bad
Having me as ur bf

It's really bad
1st, I might get killed
2nd, I might die

Is that same?
Both situations related to death

1st, it's because of your fans
2nd, it's because of u

What? Why?

Damn it!
U don't know why?
U're horny
Well, it doesn't cause death yet
But still ._.

What the hell?
Don't u know
sex is good n healthy?

Wow, are u Dr Namjoon?
Let me tell u
It's healthy because
u only do it with 1 person.
It's good because
u do it with the person u love
n it's satisfying

Satisfying? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Fuck u!
Just go to sleep

Fuck me?
Don't worry
Soon u can have me
Whenever u want
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
seen at 11:40pm

Hey! U leave me alone
seen at 11:40pm

Shit!
U can't just leave me like that
seen at 11:41pm

Bitch!
Talk to me

Mind ur language human
if u still want to live longer
Btw, good night fucker
Heh :P

Tsk u do it the same too
Good night babe
Send my regards to your babies
n pussy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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I laughed before switched off my phone. I guess I'll have fun here. Hoseok is right, I shouldn't judge her. She might have professional career and dedicate herself to her job. After all, she's still young and we're in same age.

One more thing, I realize something. She's like Hoseok. Basically, they have positive personality, like Hoseok is happy virus while Seul is professional. But they have bad personality too which not everyone knows. Well, except Hoseok since he reveals a little bit about himself. You know what I mean. Namjoon, you should sleep. It's almost 12.

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And again, I had a problem to end this chapter. I think it's a good chapter. Lolololll, self proclaim XD