My Sexy Roommate - (BTS Rap Monster / Kim Namjoon)

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Hahahahaha what did I do in my physical pharmacy paper just now? I swear my brain almost burst out from my skull. *crying* *flip table*
For this chapter, half (or maybe 3/4) of the chapter will be conversation of Seuljin and Namjoon.

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(Seuljin's POV)

I plopped myself on bed. It's 12 am already since I fell asleep at my pharmacy because I'm really tired. Hot bath is the best treatment to relieve your fatigue. The unlucky thing, I feel fresh which I don't want to stay up. I reached my phone. I received texts and missed call from Namjoon. Namjoon still online. Why is he not in bed yet?

Are u already in home?
Sent at 8:00pm

If u arrive tell me
Sent at 8:01pm

I arrived already
Sorry
I fell asleep

Thank God
I was worried about u
What r u doing?

Just now done with hot bath

R u going to sleep?

Not yet
Since I stole 3 hr earlier

Sorry I'm so busy
I want to visit u

It's okay
Besides I'm busy too
Since this is season
where people get sick

Babe
I miss u
U don't miss me?

Nope
I have many patients
Until u didn't cross
into my mind at all
Not even crawling

U're so cruel
T.T

Should I describe it more?

No
I dun want to hear it anymore
>.<

I'm joking ok
I miss u too
It feels empty here
U usually laugh after
u give me dirty jokes

Aww
Do u miss my dirty jokes?

Noooooo

:(

Okay, fine.
What is it?

Yeay!
What is this thing that
is long, thick n have fluid
in it?

FUCK U
HOW DARE U ASK THAT?
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

Don't be so emotional
woman
It's cucumber
Seen at 12:30am

Babe
Seen at 12:30am

Are u mad?
Seen at 12:31am

Seuljin-ah
Seen at 12:31am

Seuljin-ah
Seen at 12:31am

Seul-ah
Seen at 12:32am

Baby girl ❤

Don't call me baby girl
I'm not ur baby girl

Yet
Why?
Is ur heart fluttering?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

No
My heart is fine
I even check them
with stethoscope

Don't lie, woman. You don't even check your heart even though you have stethoscope with you. You can hear your heart is pounding. Shit, I feel hot suddenly. It's not because the way he calls me like that right? Or maybe yes? I looked back at my phone.

Shit, do u really have that?

Of coz I have
I'm a fucking pharmacist
Medical line
For god sake
I have everything here
Including the acupuncture
needle

U treat urself?

Yes
I don't go to hospital
Because I have every
medication here

Great
U can treat me
Bitch I'm so lucky
to have pharmacist on my
own, the sexy one
Hah, u should wear lingerie
with ur white coat.
That's better

What the hell?
U know what
U're such a daddy kink
-______-

Only for u
I promise that
My dick is yours
FOREVER

Wow
Really?
Only for me?
Shit, I'm dripping wet
Aah

Fuck u
U're moaning here?
Let me see ur pussy
Daddy wants u
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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Why would I?
Fucking go to sleep
I'm sleepy idiot
Gud nite
....
....
....
DADDY :p

SHIT
Seen at 1:00am

DAMN IT
Seen at 1:00am

U CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME
ALONE LIKE THIS
Seen at 1:00am

I'M TURNED ON
Seen at 1:01am

U FUCKING BITCH
Seen at 1:01am

COME BACK HERE WOMAN
Seen at 1:01am

BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY
DICK
Seen at 1:02am

Block crazy bastard ❤?
[Yes] [No]

Tsk, did he think I'm playing around? I told him, don't fucking play with me. About me dripping wet, it's not true. I feel it's going to be wet but I still can control myself. Damn, I can't sleep because of him. I should drink my wine.

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(Hoseok's POV)

Urgh I'm so thirsty. Fuh, I don't touch myself in sleep. I go to the kitchen without making any noise. I drink a glass of water in the dark even though I'm scared of everything. Maybe because I'm really sleepy and half awake, it doesn't give that much effect to me. I walked back to my room. Suddenly I heard a loud groan come from the bathroom.

     "Wait, is that Namjoon?" I walked to the bathroom. I put my ear onto the door.

This asshole, I should bring him to the doctor how to control his hormone. He fucking moaning and groaning. That guy freaking masturbating where everyone's sleeping. The hell? What he did until he has to masturbate around this hour? Urgh, just let him be. I go back to bedroom and continue my sleep.

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788 words, it's quite short. I usually write more than 1k words. Now i'm watching throwback of bts' pics since 2013