Unknown:
You'll never guess what I just found out.Not Fez:
Wrong number. Again. This isn't Fez.Unknown:
No. I meant to text you.Not Fez:
Why? I don't know you.Unknown:
My name is Neptune.Not Fez:
Sounds like a fake name. Why are you texting me?Unknown:
Because I'm lonely. My best friend has been missing for months now they think he's dead. I tried texting him but no reply. And I didn't know that because I haven't had a phone. I kinda need someone to talk to.Not Fez:
I'm so sorry. Are the police looking for him? My name is Jughead.Neptune:
I'm also a liar. My best friend isn't missing. He's doing homework and I'm bored.Jughead sounds like a fake name. It's weird.
Jughead:
Wow. What is wrong with you?Neptune:
I'm lonely. You'll never guess what I found out?Jughead:
Who lies about a missing dead person?Neptune;
I do. You'll never guess what I found out?Jughead:
What?Neptune:
I'm a psychopath. I've officially been diagnosed.Jughead:
I don't know if I should believe you.Neptune:
I'm telling the truth, Jughead.Jughead:
Like a real psychiatrist diagnosed you?Neptune:
No. But I took an online test and it said I was 56% psycho.Jughead:
Goodbye.
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Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]
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