Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

4.

Ferris:
Hey,

Neptune:
It's a little late for 'hey' you little slut. You've been replaced.

Ferris:
Wow, you found someone other than me that can actually stand you?

Neptune:
First of all, Rude.

Second of all. Yes I did. His name is Jughead and I accidentally texted the wrong number, and we are in the process of becoming friends.

Ferris:
R u sure you're becoming friends with him or are you just harassing him. What kind of name is Jughead?

Neptune:
A unique one. Jealousy doesn't look great on you FezBez.

Ferris:
Jealous?

Neptune:
Yes. Jealous that I'm making another friend.

Ferris:
Honestly, Neps, Jealousy is the last thing I'm feeling.
Just don't give him your bank details.

Neptune:
It was one time! Let me Live.

Ferris:
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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Neptune:
Hey.

Jughead:
Oh god.
What do you want?
Why can't you leave me alone??

Neptune:
Don't be so rude you cheeky bastard,
I'm bored.

Jughead:
Okay?

Neptune:
Where you from?

Jughead:
A galaxy far far away.

Neptune:
Oh my god a Star Wars fan. I've hit the jackpot. Lets be friends.

Jughead:
I've got enough friends,

Neptune:
You could never have too many.
Come on, give me a chance.

Jughead:
Fine.

Neptune:
Yay. So Jugbug, where you from?

Jughead:
Please don't call me that.
I'm from Riverdale.

Neptune:
I've never ever in my whole sixteen years of life have I heard of that place. U sure it exits?

Jughead:
Yup. Where are you from?

Neptune:
New Orleans.

Jughead:
Wow, really?

Neptune:
Yup. Home of Jazz and Soul food,

Jughead:
That's honestly so cool,

Neptune:
Since we are friends you should give me your Instagram

Jughead:
You could be a criminal for all I know. I'm not giving you my Instagram.

Neptune:
Aw.