Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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Tagged: @FerrisJ863

GoldNeptune: Dancing queen at only seventeen. Happy birthday FezBez

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FerrisJ863: Delete this rn and post a better picture of me. Right now you turd

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 I like this picture.

FerrisJ863: idk how I feel about all your internet friends seeing my photo

GoldNeptune: Pardon my French, but you're so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up your ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. @FerrisJ863

FerrisJ863: wow, a Ferris Bueller quote, so original.

User3: 😍😍😍

KellerKevin17: what a cutie

FerrisJ863: your internet friends are making advances towards me,

User5: @FerrisJ863 aren't you upset that she didn't change the lyric from 'queen' to 'king'

FerrisJ863: @user5 no I'm not because unlike you and 95% of the male population my masculinity isn't so fragile.

KellerKevin17: @RonnieLodge look at the slayage. He's my new crush.

RonnieLodge: @KellerKevin17 I approve.

JackWyhte: How does the weirdo of Crystal High have so many followers? @JensenLee @princessabi

PrincessAbi: because people on the internet don't know how much of a freak she is @jackwyhte

JupiterMerigold: Hey @Jackwyhte remember when you asked me to homecoming and I said no and you cried? I remember. Get the fuck off my sisters Instagram.

JupiterMerigold: @PrincessAbi call my sister a freak one more time and I swear I will kick you off the team.

FerrisJ863: Hey @GoldNeptune didn't @JackWyhte ask you for nudes in freshmen year?

KellerKevin17: this is embarrassing....@JackWyhte for you.

RonnieLodge: @JupiterMerigold, @FerrisJ863 @KellerKevin17 I love this collective slayage of internet trolls. I'm here for this.

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 @JupiterMerigold I love u guys.

GoldNeptune: @KellerKevin17 @RonnieLodge you guys seem amazing slide into my Dms.

RonnieLodge: I'm omw