Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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GoldNeptune: a wise man once said "Don't live for anyone other than yourself" and another wise man said "pineapples belong on pizza"
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FerrisJ863: I took this picture and I said neither of the above.

JugheadJ111: @FerrisJ863 I said the first quote.

JugheadJ111: not too sure about the second quote Neps, pineapples don't belong on pizza.

BettyCooper: @RonnieLodge why don't you ever quote me the way Neptune quotes Jughead?

RonnieLodge: @BettyCooper nothing you say is ever Instagram caption worthy.

BettyCooper: @RonnieLodge ouch,

AndrewsArchie: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS PINEAPPLES BELONG ON PIZZA.

JensenLee: your such a waste Neptune, we didn't need to see this photo, am I right@JackWyhte?

JackWyhte: She's a fucking looser. So pathetic. @jensenlee.

PrincessAbi: Jesus Christ Neptune, some concealer maybe?

JugheadJ111: @Jackwyhte how is she the pathetic one if you are the one wasting time to comment hate under her photos? 🤔

JugheadJ111: when you don't know the different between 'your' and 'you're' @JensenLee

RonnieLodge: speaking of concealer I checked yours. It's patchy. Maybe check twice before uploading a photo? @Princessabi

JupiterMerigold: I like these internet friends @JugheadJ111 @RonnieLodge

FerrisJ863: why do you guys even follow Neptune if you don't like her? @JensenLee @Jackwyhte @PrincessAbi

FerrisJ863: and @JensenLee stop looking for @JackWyhte's approval all the time. It's embarrassing.

GoldNeptune: @AndrewsArchie pineapple has always been my favourite topping.
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Conversation between JupiterMerigold and JugheadJ111

JupiterMerigold:
You're not a Nigerian sketchPrince are you?

JugheadJ111:
I'm not,

JupiterMerigold:
R u the reason my sister is always smiling at her phone?

JugheadJ111:
I wouldn't know....

JupiterMerigold:
U are. She talks about you all the time,

JugheadJ111:
She does?

JupiterMerigold:
She does. You make her happy Jughead, lord knows she hasn't been happy in a while.

And I'm happy she has you, because even though me and Ferris are there for her all the time, we ain't always available.

But you've been there for her. I appreciate that.

JugheadJ111:
It's honestly not a problem.
I like talking to Neptune,

JupiterMerigold:
I'm sure you do,

JupiterMerigold is now following JugheadJ111

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Conversation between Betty, Jughead, Kevin, Archie and Veronica.

Betty:
I want someone who sticks up for me the way Jughead sticks up for Neptune.

Veronica:
....
I fought Cheryl for u

Kevin:
Best fight ever.
The way Veronica jumped over the table to lunge and Cheryl was the best thing since sliced bread.

Archie:
Don't promote violence Kev,

Kevin:
You've had the more fights than all of us put together.

Archie:
I didn't ask.

Betty:
Honestly Neptune and Jughead are endgame.

Veronica:
I thought we were endgame Betts :(

Betty:
We are.
Neptune and Jughead are endgame 2.0

Kevin:
I'm so single it's gross.
But yes Mones is endgame.

Veronica:
Mones?

Kevin:
Merigold and Jones. Mones.

Veronica:
Well work on a ship name. Mones sounds a lot like 'moans'

Neptune is such an amazing person, Jughead you've hit the jackpot.

Archie:
Wait they are dating?

Kevin:
Yes, Archie. Keep up.

Jughead:
We are not dating
You weirdos

Betty:
We're the weirdos?

Veronica:
???

Kevin:
That's rich coming from you, Jughead.

Archie:
Neptune is Jugs' girlfriend??

Veronica:
Yes

Betty:
Yes

Kevin:
Yes

Jughead:
I hate all of u

A/n: I can't believe I've posted so many chapters in one day instead of doing homework. Oh wells. Vote and comment x