Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

17.

Jughead:
Hey,

Neptune:
Hey? Hey?!

I just found out I've been talking to a damn model the fuck do you mean hey?!

Jughead:
I'm not a model

Neptune:
You should be
How did I not expect this?

Well, obviously your going to be attractive as well all your friends look like they walked straight out of a fucking catalogue.

Jughead:
It's really not that deep,

Neptune:
Am I worthy?
Am I worthy to be talking to such a beautiful human?

Jughead:
It was honestly just one good picture taken at a good angle.

I don't usually look like that.

Neptune:
Shut up you beautiful turd.

Jughead:
Ur a beautiful turd

Neptune:
This is the nicest thing to happen to a potato.

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Convo between Ferris and Jupiter

Jupiter:
Who is this person that's making my sister smile all the time?

Ferris:
His name is Jughead.
I think she met him on the internet

Jupiter:
He hasn't asked her for money has he?

Ferris:
Idk ask her,

Jupiter added Neptune to the group chat.

Jupiter:
This jugs person hasn't asked you for money has he?

Neptune:
Wow, no hi or nothing.

No Jughead hasn't asked me for money.

Ferris:
Do you like him?

Neptune:
He's my friend, you silly billy

Jupiter:
Yeah, but do you like like him.

Ferris:
👀

Neptune:
I've got chemistry homework due

Jupiter:
She so likes him

Ferris:
I ship it.
I ship.....
Nephead?
Jugtune

Jupiter:
Those ship names are horrendous.
What's his last name Neps?

Neptune:
None of your business

Ferris:
She so likes him.

Jupiter:
You like him don't you, Neps?

Neptune:
Suddenly I cannot read. I do not know.