Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

14.

Jughead:
Hey, Neptune?

Neptune:
Yeah, Jug?

Jughead:
Who's 'Jack Whyte' and 'Princess Abi' and 'Jensen Lee'?

Neptune:
Just some kids from school who all have a common goal to make me hate life

Jughead:
Wait so they bully you?

Neptune:
Woah, woah, woah
Bully is such a heavy word
Let's just say they 'Pick' on me.

Jughead:
Why?

Neptune:
Idk I'll ask them that next time they push me into a locker.

Jughead:
No I mean,
You are pretty and you are easy to talk to and ur funny I don't see why anyone would pick on you.

Neptune:
Well I be damned.
Jughead just called me pretty
That's it
I'm ready to die now

Jughead:
I'm being serious Neptune.

Neptune:
Idk Jughead. I told you I'm weird. Kids and school don't really get my interests and my jokes.

and like I constantly hang around with Jupiter and Ferris who are super confident in everything they do and have load and loads of friends.

Like Jupiter is the captain of the cheer squad and Ferris is openly bisexual lacrosse player and I'm just there. I'm just Neptune Merigold. Outcast of Crystal High.

Jughead:
Oddly enough, I can relate.
And so what if the kids at ur school don't like you.
I like you, strangely. Ur funny and you make me laugh.

Neptune:
Jughead last name I do not know, you have just made my day.

Jughead:
It's Jones.

Neptune:
I'm slightly disappointed at your last name.
smh do better

Jughead:
I didn't choose my last name,

Neptune:
Unfortunately,
You were doing so well, your name was so strange until 'Jones'

Jughead:
Neptune it a strange name

Neptune:
Yes. It is.
Idc what anyone tells me I'm 100% sure mine and Jupiter's names are the reason my parents are divorced.

Jughead:
Your parents are divorced?

Neptune:
That's a sob story for another day. Bye JugBug.