Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

32.

Jughead:
Happy birthday Neptune

Neptune:

When he thinks it's acceptable to say 'happy birthday' after he's just killed you.
Mind my face I'm not wearing any makeup
thaTS BECAUSE IM FUCKIBG DEAD

Jughead:
Calm down
you still look beautiful

Neptune:
ur plan really is to kill me isn't it

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Conversation between Neptune, Jupiter and Ferris.

Neptune:
I think I'm dead

Ferris:
I'm sitting right next to u

Neptune:
Ok but Jupiter isn't
This is a serious matter Fez don't make me fight u

Ferris:
For someone who can't fight, you threaten to fight people a lot

Jupiter:
Y do u think ur ded

Neptune:
Because I like Jughead u turd

Jupiter:
I Screamed

Ferris:
Y r u telling us something we already know?
Stevie Wonder can see u like Jughead
& he is blind

Neptune:
Have I been making it that obvious?

Jupiter:
U said you've screen shotted his picture eight times

Neptune:
Yh but as a friend

Ferris:
....
hoW CAN U SCREEN GRAB SOMEONE'S SELFIE EIGHT TIMES AS A FRIEND

Jupiter:
Ur v strange Neptune
So u have to tell him u like him

Neptune:
Hahahahahahahaha it's not happening

Ferris:
U actually have to tell him

Neptune:
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahaha
Ha

Neptune left the chat

Ferris:
She just laughed her way out of the gc

A/n: SO I WOKE UP TO A SHIT TON OF COMMENTS AT VOTES BY voidjugheadj AND THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE THAT ALWAYS COMMENT AND VOTE SUCH AS Samantha32100 Jujuuu99 tragicalmysterytour -otraweasley vervainnn IM SORRY IF I MISSED YOU OUT IM LOKE SUPER EXCITED.

BUT

silent readers y u so silent????