Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

8.

Ferris:
Wanna go get burgers?

Neptune:
I can't I'm a vegetarian.

Ferris:
Wtf, u had chicken nuggets today at lunch

Neptune:
why u so loud for?
I would come and hang out with you, but my dad sent a car for me and Jupiter so idk if I'll be able to.

Ferris:
Today isn't Saturday,

Neptune:
Ik. But my mother decided she didn't want us tonight so yh.

Ferris:
That's sucks. I'll just get started on some homework I'll talk to u later

Neptune:
All you do is homework. You boring cactus

Ferris:
Sorry not all of us can sneeze at get A's. You overachiever. I gtg

Neptune:
Noooo, stay and entertain me!

Ferris:
I've got chemistry homework. Go make some friends on the internet of something, go talk to 'Jughead'

Neptune:
Y u say Jughead lyke that?

Ferris:
Because I think he is fake

Neptune:
Ur fake. Goodbye FezBez

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Neptune:
Oi
You
Ur real aren't you?
Ur not fake , u r legitimate

Jughead:
I guess?

Neptune:
Great, I'm screenshotting that and sending it to Ferris to prove ur existence.
What r u doing?

Jughead:
Ok?
I'm at Pop's with my friends.

Neptune:
dafuq is a Pop's?

Jughead:
It's a diner,

Neptune:
Cool,
Ever think about how Pluto is no longer considered a planet and get sad?

Jughead:
Nope. Never.
Do you have a brother called you Pluto?
Uno since u and ur sister r named after planets

Neptune:
Pluto isn't a planet you uneducated swine
But no. My mom stopped at two but my dad wanted three so we got a pug named mercury.

Jughead:
I fucking love dogs,

Neptune:
Me too dude,
What r u doing now?

Jughead:
It's been 12 minutes,
I'm still at Pop's, with my friends
What r u doing?

Neptune:
In a car being driven to my daddy's house

Jughead:
.......
U call ur dad 'daddy'

Neptune:
Nope. I used to but the internet ruined that word for me.
I call my father 'Mr Merigold'

Jughead:
Do u really?

Neptune:
No. I just call him, 'dad'
Speaking of Instagram
What's yours?

Jughead:
We weren't speaking of Instagram,

Neptune:
What's ur Instagram pls?

Jughead:
Fine.
It's JugheadJ111

Neptune:
Found it!
Accept my follow request,
Rn
Rnnnn

Jughead:
Alright, Chill out
I'm guessing you are GoldNeptune

Neptune:
GoldNeptune, I am

Jughead:
Your Instagram isn't on private

Neptune:
Yes, that way anyone can find it and befriend me.

Jughead:
Or anyone can find it and steal your pictures.

Neptune:
All ur pictures r of a blonde girl, called Betty and a Raven haired girl called Veronica and a ginger lad called Archie.

Jughead:
I'm aware, those are my friends.

Neptune:
WhY IS THERE NO PICTURES OF U

Jughead:
Because I don't want there to be,
Why do you always look so formally dressed in your photos?

Neptune:
Because my dad's an investor and he drags me around to meetings and dinners with him.
He wants me to take over the business one day,

Jughead:
Do you want to?

Neptune:
No absolutely not. I wanna be a starving artist,

Jughead:
Really?

Neptune:
Yup, I like making stuff.
Wbu?

Jughead:
Currently writing a novel on the death of a boy I grew up with.

Neptune:
How morbid ,