Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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GoldNeptune: I got dragged out of bed today by @JupiterMerigold at 5:30am. Is this what death feels like?
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FerrisJ863: you have experienced death like eight times in the past twenty four hours. Put some respect on deaths name pls

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 oh sorry, I forgot you were the grim reaper.

BettyCooper: it's 6am why r u up so early during the holiday?

GoldNeptune: y r YOU up so early Betts @BettyCooper

BettyCooper: because I'm getting started on my summer homework

GoldNeptune: @BettyCooper wow, and i thought @FerrisJ863 was the dork

FerrisJ863: DUdE

FerrisJ863: I'm outside ur house and I've been beeping my horn for the past thirteen minutes. Ik u can hear me.

GoldNeptune: I'm not leaving until my phone is at 100% @FerrisJ863

JupiterMerigold: @FerrisJ863 dw I'll drag her downstairs.

GoldNeptune: u giant bowls of poop will never take me alive @JupiterMerigold @FerrisJ863

JupiterMerigold: Neptune, sweetie, u r in a cast.

GoldNeptune: @JupiterMerigold y u so loud for?

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Neptune:
Oi
U
Jug
Jughead
JugBug
Juggaboo
Jones
Oi
You
Jug

Jughead:
Jesus Christ, Neptune it's 6:30am

Neptune:
Did I wake u?

Jughead:
Yes

Neptune:
I don't care enough to say sorry

What r u doing?

Jughead:
I'm still in bed

Neptune:
It's 6:45am u slob
Damn u lazy Millennials

Jughead:
Why r u up so early?

Neptune:
Because our flight is at 11am and Ferris had a saying
'It's better to be two hours early than 4 minutes late'
That is a false statement but he's my ride so I had to be up early

Jughead:
Flight?
Where are you going?

Neptune:
I'm going to India

Jughead:
Why?

Neptune:
To meet my internet friend Julia
Who lives in India

Jughead:
.....
U r flying 20 hours to meet an internet friend in India
Instead of flying 7 hours to come see me

Neptune:
Huh,
I completely forgot about Riverdale

Jughead:
.....
I-
Goodbye Neptune.

Neptune:
:(