Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

5.

Neptune:
Ever think how everything is a lie?

Ferris:
It is 4am. We have school tomorrow. I'm turning my phone off. Goodbye Neptune.

Neptune:
Boo. You whore.

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Neptune:
Ever think how everything is a lie?

Like what if everything we have ever known is not real?

What if we are like not real?

Like what if we are ants?

What if ants were humans and we are the actual insects?

What if we are in like a lab or something and we are being tested on?

What if the government is watching our every move.

What if the life we are living a test set up by the government?!

cAn YOU BELIVE I JUST INVENTED CONSPIRACY THEORIES?!

Jughead:
Ur v strange.
It's 4am. Go to sleep.

Neptune:

I cannot sleep.

Sleep was invented by the government.

You gotta stay woke JugBug.

Jughead:
It's 4am.

Neptune:
Ok?

Jughead:
You should sleep.

Neptune:
Can't sleeep

Jughead:
Sounds like a personal problem,

Neptune:
You can't sleep either

Jughead:
That's another personal problem.

Neptune:
How old are you?

Jughead:
147 years old.

Neptune;
Ur a vampire? Soz I've always been more of a Teen wolf kind of girl x

Jughead:
Ew really?

Neptune:
Yup. A Scott McCall and Stiles Stilinski friendship please.

Jughead:
Don't you have friends?

Neptune:
Ferris is my friend. And my sister Jupiter I guess,

Jughead:
You have sister is called Jupiter?!
And you only have one friend?

Neptune:
Yup and Yup. I've got the better name obviously.

And yes my only friend is ferris. I have plenty of online friends though.

Jughead:
Why don't you have friends in real life?

Neptune:
I'm weird. Duh.

Besides, it's much more easier to make friends with people online.

Jughead:
I'm weird too.
I Only have four friends.

Neptune:
I've got plenty friends on the internet mind you,

Ferris is just my closet even though he's a turd.

Jughead:
Uh- huh

Neptune:
Jughead.

Jughead:
Yes?

Neptune:
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Jughead:
Thx for that piece of information.